HERETIC

New Blog

2006-11-28T22:49:00.001-08:00

I got a new blog now and will continue my spree there!
The address is

http://vipulinwonderland.blogspot.com/

WOOHS in thin air

2006-07-16T12:15:00.000-07:00

KK
everyone must be wondering by now and i know it has been ages since i wrote anything and something!
Somebody juz provoked me to write
so here i am writing umm... something

K life has been sooooooooooooo damn busy

My fun life is about to be over and its time for me to seek a job , work my ass off and for the employeers to slog me
Say wat
from projects to discussions
From Interview's to campuses!!
Tiz like hell i gotta study and at the same time take shit from teachers give back some of it to them
What not
Nah zoon i wasnt losing weight :p If i lose more weight i will be lighter than paper! So tats outta Question
It has been almost 2 months since i have stopped blogging
and i know as well as u ppl do
This will continue!
Like most of the talented and lovely ppl around
Who manage to work and blog , tats not my cup of tea cuz mebbe i aint talented enough
But wateva it is
the fact remains a fact!!
I wouldnt be able to blog any further!!!!!!!!

Am Sorry all but i gotta accept some facts in life as they come across to me!

And that mumbai incident really disguested me
These terrorists should be hanged from their foot and should be made to engulf a bomb tat should tick them into zillions of tiny disgustin particles!!!

Nywyz
ADios all
And thanks for the patience to visit this blog!

Tc U ROCK MY WORLD!

THE FAT,CHUBBY AND THE HUMONGOUS

2006-05-24T23:14:00.000-07:00

I have been obese. My weight is 150 kg
I wanna reduce my weight....... Let me join some Gym!
Damn Arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh This gym sux its of no use at all
I have become more flabby

***********switches on the Television***********

Welcome to Telebrands
We sell Great products and really
"IT WORKS!"

Look it for urself

john:- I was so depressed with my weight...... I had a complex as my friends were fit and athletic while i used to keep on Sitting in one place and FARTING!
I was about to commit suicide cuz the neighbours and other people never came to my house due to the Stench! They used to wear masks to confront me!

I tried banging my head with the Television when it accidently switched on and that was the lovliest accident of my life!
I saw FATASS-BECOME-SMARTASS their latest product
I couldnt believe wat i saw!! I was like why not give a try mebbe i can put a stop to my Farting
In just a matter of week I got The product delivered just for a resonable price of 100000 bucks.
For once i saw a ray of hope cuz something mite just happen to my Fat ass and puncture all junk inside me.

The package came free with 2 cd's HOW TO LOOK LIKE BRUCE-LEE and 100 ways to be Mike tyson and how to bite Ears

And damn! It worked like a charm in just a few puny 12 months
I couldnt believe my eyes cuz now i am more smart, handsome and FINALLY I LOST MY WEIGHT
I clicked a pic of mine and wrote

"It works like a charm........ My weight was 150 and now it is 149! Atleast my neighbours will say that they can get a bit of space now and breathe freely to an inch"

What Crap being chubby is of no harm!!
Ya dont be tat much obese as in the picture above But what the hell

WE LIVE TO EAT AND EAT TO LIVE!

People go for dieting,gyms and they join so many programs to reduce their weight
Especially for gals!They just want to obtain the ULTIMATE FIGURE!
and wats the use...... They spent a helluva money on their apparels and by losing weight they will ruin the fit!! THink of ur parent's money or rather make a rag outta them!

You werent born with a 36 26 36 figure were you?
So wat is the big deal if the 26 becomes 27
ya ya not 47 though! cuz that will be humongous!!

You become beautiful not just with ur beauty but with ur mind,thoughts and ur heart!
So the next time you meet an instructor just slap them and say tat mebbe u should find a hubby or wife who is like a Stick and have children who resemble a Broomstick
later u can make a whole community of such sticky people.........with the generations close to the size of a stick

Thats all crap What u are is really what u will be
And the person in u wont change with ur weight!!!!!!

so live like i do

Live to eat Eat to Live!

LOVE, LUST OR INFATUATION?

2006-05-14T04:17:00.000-07:00

FOR Romeo, juliet was his ecstacy without whom he couldnt imagine to exist!
There have been great legends including, great Love Stories, Couples who could do anything for each other and they could break any boulder that can hinder their paths!

That might be one thing you must've had read in books, fables and tales!
But i fail to understand true meaning of LOVE!
They say that you will realize it when u fall in love
But how do u feel that u are in love?

Do you feel special?
Do those people involved in scandals are special?
And no! You cannot point your dinky towards anyone and say that its just a matter of LUST and Sex!

Have you ever fallen in love??
What is it like does days seem to be shorter or longer!

Do your memory sweep you towards those moments you have spent with someone?

If you hold the hands of your loved one and kiss her! Get cosy, share your moments , exchange glances ! Is that Love????

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite." - William Shakespeare

Was shakespeare in love when he wrote this Quote?

Sooner or later things have to end up with Sex, May that be with or Without marriage!

Marriage involves not just sexy, steamy moments but a whole life lies ahead of you!!

It isnt too important that you have to love someone to marry someone and later you have to love someone to lead your whole life!

"They do not love that do not show their love."

Why do you have to say that each of your heart beat Beats for ur loved one when you know nothing like that happens!
You live for a reason! Its right that life cannot be lead alone without a partner
But at times things have to be done individually and you Have to Walk Alone

"Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares."

Next time think before you call something strange happening in your life as love
Because it can just be Infatuation!

But as of now what is love ? Am still confused about it!
Maybe because i have no enterance for too much of emotions to overflow in my heart, mind or soul!
Maybe because i am hardhearted I fail to understand its meaning!

Maybe its right that love makes ur life beautiful and blisses you like angels in heaven!
Or maybe its wrong and love makes ur life worse and curses you like satanic heretics haunting you till you perish!

Sometimes i think maybe i am ditching someone just because she loves me but i got little feelings for love!
Maybe i sometimes reconsider that what i have put up to her might be wrong ! and maybe i dont love her!
But then you just dont want to hurt someone so terribly!!
I just cant see anyone to be shattered in just a minute when you say "I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE"

What about those years you spent together?

But anyways whatever it is, I leave things to Time ! As time is the Bestest Judge of the Jury of Your Life!
If you commit a sin you will be equally punished and later You might regret that you might have missed a lifetime chance and you might not get that person in your life again!

But i despise Love personally! If it is about life , Sex and Marriage thats fine but those bubbles of Love will never burst in my heart

RIGHT! Maybe I am HARDHEARTED!

Death

2006-05-04T04:18:00.000-07:00

Okie that was literally my reaction when i started writing this post and the power went Woosh!!
I checked the main power and electricity was jolting around like a throbbing heart in love!!
I was wondering wat happened to my PC! Then moment's later i realized tat my Harddisk crashed!!

Damn this is for the 5th time am siriously holding the burden of this shit!! But anyways i fixed in Fraction of seconds! Heh!! Genius i am ! Nywyz

This wasnt anything to do with my post !! The post is a poem so do a peek-a-boo by scrolling down and Please read the post without concentrating on those Seductive huge Boobs........

All life bears Death from Birth
Life Fears Death but lives only to die
It starts with anxiety
Anxiety becomes fear
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering
And
The onlycure for fear is total Destruction!!

In the world of Nothing
Fear Doesnt exist
This is the world of all life desires!
But this is the world where you will never reach until you cease to exist!

Peace is but a shadow of death,
Desperate to forget its Painful Past.................
Though we hope for promising years
After Shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday somehow constantly nears,

And whiile the moon still shines Blue,

By Dawn It Will Turn To Scarlet Blue

Ps:-Zoonie plz if u read this dont scroll back to those boobs!! btw do try reading wats written!

WHICH WILL BE YOUR DRINK?

2006-04-28T03:31:00.000-07:00

+ = ???

WARNING
This post contains hardcore and explicit contents. Parental advise is being formulated, So enter at your own risk and ZOON please dont start having fantasies...................

Yesh i was reading yesterday's newspaper and i came across a guy who found Condom in Pepsi Bottle.......... and i was like WHAT THE ~!@#$
He lodged a complain in consumer court and guess what!
The court won the case and got 1 lakh as the winning compensation
That Guy got Rs. 20,000/- for swallowing that condom i guess he will die of AIDS.........
Anyways WHAT THE HELL??
Where did it come from?
My instant thought was
umm mebbe that pepsi TV advertisment in which shahrukh opens his mouth wen Kareena and Priyanka Puts a straw in his mouth for a connection of PEpsi to be established!
I guess something is fishy and its related to it.

Am so glad that i survive for my thirst and rely on Mt. Dew.
Or bloody i might be going to the doc Impregnated with a bloody Condom!!

So guys and gal!

Drink Water
Drink Beer
Drink Whiskey
Drink wine
Drink Tequila
Drink Vodka
Drink Rum
Drink Cocktails and Mocktails

BUT HELL DONT DRINK PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont want any of my friends to be a victim of this shit and yesh i dont want nyone to come to me with their wierd stories regarding a Condom in their tummy!!!

Okie so i did relate something that i found on the net with this topic!

What if products had their own condoms???

DESI-CONDOMS

1.. Mirinda Condom - Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
2.. MRF Condom - Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
3.. MOOV Condom - Ah Se Ahaa Tak
4.. Dunlop Condoms - Extra wide Extra Grip
5.. Gadgil Condoms - Environmental friendly, reusable.
6.. Hero Honda Condom - Fill it shut it forget it.
7.. LUX Condoms - Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
8.. BAJAJ Condoms - Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
9.. VIDEOCON Condoms - Bring Home The Leader
10.. ONIDA Condoms - Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
11.. PEPSI Condoms - Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ....AAAHA
12.. COCA-COLA Condoms - Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only COCA-COLA.
13.. ARIEL Condoms - Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
14.. ROTOMAC Condoms - Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
15.. AMUL Condom - A Gift For Someone You Love
16.. SIEMENS Condoms - Communication Unlimited
17.. VISA Condoms - Go Get It
18.. BAGPIPER Condoms - Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Bayethenge Teenyaar, Mai, Aap Aur BAGPIPER Condom
19.. POLO Condoms - A Condom With A Hole
20.. NOKIA Condom - Connecting People
21.. PRESTIGE COOKER Condom - Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
22.. WILLS Condom - Official Sponser For Indian Cricket Team
23.. RIN Condom - Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise
24.. COLGATE Condom : Yahi hai hamara suraksha chakra

VIDESHI CONDOMS

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended
Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.
Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
VW Condoms: Drivers wanted
BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.

YEAH ITS TOO OBVIOUS THAT MY EXAMS ARE OVER !
THATS JUST PRACTICALS AND THEY ARE AS GOOD AS SAND GRAINS SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD!!

ps:- If you think this post was disgusting, it doesnt matter cuz i did put across a warning and the rest was upto you!!!

BREAK

2006-04-16T00:39:00.000-07:00

YA YA ISNT IT QUIT OBVIOUS NOW FROM THE TOPIC OF THIS POST REGARDING MY MUCH NEEDED BREAK!

MY BLOODY EGG SHAMS ARE FROM 17 ie., FRM MONDAY TILL DUNNO UPTILL WEN!
I THINK MAY OR SMTHNG!!
SOO I WILL BE SOON BACK (hopefully)

SO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL VIRTUAL PPL OUT THERE ENJOI LIFE AND THANKS FOR ALL UR TIME U SPENT OVER VISITING MY BLOG

CYA SOON!

HASTA LA VISTA BABY!

and

I WILL BE BACK!!

wanderer

Something Something

2006-04-12T06:18:00.000-07:00

Okie, i stumbled upon something and wanted to show this something to you all! As you know human has different phases in their lives. May it be a phase of Lover, a Evil Doer or an ambuisher. So this something goes like this!:-

LOVELY(erotic) SIDE

SATANIC SIDE

ROBOTIC SIDE

PS:- I HAVE MISSED OUT VARIOUS NAMES…….. JUST TELL ME WHO WANTS TO KNOW THE MEANING OF THEIR NAMES AND I WILL POST IT ANYTIME!

KIDS ON LOVE

2006-04-09T00:29:00.000-07:00

Kids on Love

Reflections On The Nature Of Love

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty
good too."

-Greg, age 8

What Is The Proper Age To Get Married?

"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work

anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
bedroom."

-Judy, age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"

-Tom, age 5

What Do Most People Do On A Date?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and that

usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."

-Mike, age 10

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to

buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have

videos of the wedding."

-Jim, age 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing

thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be

willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."

-Kally, age 9

The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

somebody to clean up after them!"

-Lynette, age 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a

kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."

-Kenny, age 7

Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to

do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so
popular."

-Jan, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or

something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."

-Harlen, age 8

"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else

who has freckles too."

-Andrew, age 6

On What Falling In Love Is Like

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."

-Roger, age 9

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I

don't want to do it. It takes too long."

-Leo, age 7

On The Role Of Good Looks In Love

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your

family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."

-Jeanne, age 8

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome

like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."

-Gary, age
7

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."

-Christine, age 9

Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they

paid good money for them."

-Dave, age 8

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down

the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony
thing."

-John, age 9

Confidential Opinions About Love

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The

Simpsons' is on television."

-Anita, age 6

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I

have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the

girls keep finding me."

-Bobby, age 8

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade

hard enough."

-Regina,
age 10

"Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime."

-Floyd, age 9

The Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if

you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."

-Ava, age 8

"Sensitivity don't hurt."

-Robbie, age 8

Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."

-Del, age
6

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might

get attention, but attention ain't the same thing
as love."

-Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's

something she likes to eat. French fries usually works
for me."

-Bart, age 9

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and

don't worry if their parents are right there."

-Manuel, age 8

How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In
Love?

"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can

tell if he's in love."

-John, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will

get cold. Other people care more about the food."

-Brad, age 8

"It's love if they order one of those
desserts that are on

fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their

hearts are... on fire."

-Christine, age 9

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are

just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they

just broke up."

-Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face."

-Sandra, age 7

What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope

he showers at least once a day."

-Michelle, age 9

"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they

finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."

-Dick, age 7

How Do People In Love Typically Behave?

"Mooshy... like puppy dogs... except puppy
dogs don't wag their

tails nearly as much."

-Arnold,
age 10

"All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit

together in the dark."

-Sherm, age 8

How A Person Learns To Kiss

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy
feelings get

the best of you."

-Doug, age 7

"It might help to watch soap operas all day."

-Carin, age 9

"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."

-Julia, age 7

How Was Kissing Invented?

"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel

warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or

fireplaces or even stoves in their houses."

-Gina, age 8

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over

you... That's why I stopped doing it."

-Jean, age 10

"When they're rich."

-Pam, age 7

"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a

new person, you have to ask permission."

-Roger, age 6

How To Make Love Endure

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."

-Tom, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name... That will mess up the
love."

-Roger, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you

never take out the trash."

-Randy, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind... Love

isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."

-Natalie, age 9

Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved

"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"

-Arnold,
age 10

"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"

-Larry, age 8

"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"

-Eddie, age 6

"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me

When I'm with My Friends.'"

-Bob, age 9

"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are
One!'"

-Will, age 7

JOB APPLICATION

2006-04-04T08:07:00.000-07:00

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy
submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in
Florida ... and they hired him because he was honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock optionsand a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collectionof stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? : If I had one,would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? : Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:I think the more appropriatequestion here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of thePublishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumbsexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatestthing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETETO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

STAR NEWS aka PORN NEWS

2006-03-30T21:20:00.000-08:00

This post contains explicit material so should be read with your own concern
I take no liabilities for grudges against me whatsoever
Arzoon stop drooling over the images

It’s happened to every model. Heck, it’s even happened to Janet Jackson.

But wardrobe malfunction took on a new meaning at Lakme Fashion Week on Wednesday when walking down the ramp for designer Bennu Sehgall, model Carol Gracias’s halter-neck outfit came undone, and fell to her waist.
What got everyone buzzing was the professionalism with which Gracias handled the incident.
Her face betrayed her shock for a second, before she held the top back up, finished her walk, turned and left. When she appeared on the ramp later to model other outfits, the audience applauded.
“While we were doing the fittings, I had specifically asked Sehgall to tighten the strap of the halter neck, but when I wore it for the show, I realised it wasn’t done. My helper tried to use a pin, but the fabric was too thick and it didn’t go through,” Gracias said. “I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.”
Sehgall said it was an accident. “She dealt with it beautifully and finished my show. I’m obliged,” she said, adding that she had checked the garment after the show and nothing was wrong with it.
Model Bhawna Sharma blamed Sehgall. “We spend hours in fittings with designers before the show and they have all our measurements. After that, it’s the designer’s fault if a disaster like this happens,” she said.

I was watching star news and was totally dumbfounded! What is this for??
Lol! and i was trying to take a peek on the model , later i realized it was a girl!
It was like A STick WITH BOOBS
Rather i should say a STICK WITH MOSQUITOE BITES
Its rather offending that these people name such incidents as Accidents , rather they are all publicity Stunts done intentionally
They act like they knew nothing and try to be so innocent.... Such publicity freaks!!

In another News,

Just when we thought MMS clips became passé, a new one is already doing the rounds! Few days before the release of actress Mona Chopra's film 'Naughty Boy', it seems that someone has played really naughty with her and which is a "bad taste", as the actress puts it.
An MMS clip showing Mona undressing herself has been circulated all over. She herself is in a fix whether the woman in the video is really her or someone else? "I don't exactly know who the girl in the clip is. In fact, I undress myself so many times during shooting. Now, if someone secretly shot me in nude, it is seriously breach of my privacy. I do not want my undress scenes taking rounds in the country just before the release of my film," states Mona.
But, rumours mills suggest that this MMS clip is nothing more than a publicity stunt? Mona clears the air: "I find it very cheap but first I have to find out whether it is really me there in the MMS or someone else. I don not resort to these kinds of publicity stunts. It is seriously in a bad taste."

Asked if she has seen the MMS, she says, "I have been shown just a few shots of the video and it's difficult for me to make out everything in those few seconds. I am yet to see the full CD or the MMS to find out the truth."
The actress, who made her debut in TimePass, is completely puzzled and is still unsure about the woman in the clip. "It is quite possible that it is me, there in the MMS clip, but I cannot say anything for sure unless I get the details. And if it's me, I will take legal advice on the issue from my lawyer. I will take all actions to find out who has done it," she says.
"It's a rude shock to me. But I will not spare the culprits if it's me in the clip," concludes Mona.

And in actual the model commented that i have such shots in the movie but i wouldntve publicised it before its release

That happens when a hot movie comes up, They try to gain people's stare, money and applause by publishing or making MMS's via Nudity.

arent they sick?

Especially the models who agree to their bosses to uncover just for publicity

Jeez

Ps:- Arzoon if you are reading this please stop drooling

TAgGED!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-27T04:43:00.000-08:00

(Dont ask me why did i post this pic!)

Ya Ya
I have been tagged by ishita

Here goes the tag! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4

Ya ya here it goes

28.____________________________________________________

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

YES. I knew it!! I can do it!!
I am so elastic!

3. What is the last thing you watched on tv?

Models doing ramp walking on Fashion TV (FTV) yum yum!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

Jeez i think its 5:50 pm

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

WTF! I took out my mobile’s battery and I din set the time and all the clocks at my home aren’t working And u expect me to ANSWER THIS!?? Crap

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The gal in my neighbourhood bitching about her friend! Dog’s barking , in other words a GAL BARKIN!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Ya today itself! Went to the college duh and ended bunkin up!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

NOT THIS Tag Jeez!! ISHI WTF! Lol

9. What are you wearing?

Sweatshirt with Jeans, Am I looking hot?

10. Did you dream last night?

About Screwing my teachers cuz the next day was my day to college after so long!
Alas no teacher turned up
Guess they were afraid of me!

11. When did you last laugh?

Today wen we got a survey list in which we had to specify about our experience during our internship and I ended up filling the whole page And wrote at the end
WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT FOR !
IF U EVER SEND ME FOR INTERNSHIP TO THAT PLACE AGAIN I BET MY ASS AM GONNA SCREW UR ASS!

12. And the teacher ended up reading this and he too laughed along with me;)

What is on the walls of the room you are in?.
Paintings, clock, mirror, switchboard, chandelier jeez do I have to be so specific?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Myself! The question should be rephrased to WIERDEST

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Crap with a capital C guess whose creation is this?

15. What is the last film you saw?

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE! YAY!!

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I WILL GIVE BUSH A NOTE OR A TWO AND WILL TELL HIM THAT U CAN HAVE ALL THE MONEY JUST GET UR ASS SHAVED AND TRIM THAT FILTHY BUSH!
THEN HIDE IN SADAAM’S BEARD

17. Tell me something about you that i dunno.

What do u know?? How do I know about what u know????

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

DEMOLISH TAGS!

19. Do you like to dance?

I dance that all the time!

20. George bush.

Dint I say a few words of appraisals about him?
He is a filthy gay with lice in his bushes ! Dunno how he haz 2 daughters because he is a GAY GAY GAY!!! BLAST His ass WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

ANGELINA :p:p:d

Imagine yout first child is a boy, what do you call him?
MUNNABHAI

Would you ever consider living abroad?
I already have for goodness sake!

24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Why did u kill me? And anywyz if u did!! I am a atheist and am least interested in going to ur pearly gates or heaven please transfer me to hell cuz I want to rule it and feel the FIRE!!

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in their journal

Puhleez mad or wat
I don’t wanna torture anyone else So those who are interested may take the take otherwise Do u have so much time that u consider to waste it?EH!!

I LIE , I CHEAT, I STEAL

2006-03-21T20:42:00.000-08:00

Viva la raza........
If you're not cheating you're not trying
I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I steal
Mamacita I got the passion that sat for long
Los Guerreros fall in love with the lacking term
One woman isn't enough amigo
siempre recojiendo mas mujeres por que somos latinos
I'm tougher than tough calling you buff cause
I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I steal
I don't care if you like me,
Everybody wants to fight me Hey,
oyelo claro I aint the one you want to meet no ay nada mas caliente
I'm too hot for you Latino heat,
I cant be weak coming from the streets at the ghetto
at the end of the week I get to keep your dinero
your fast asleep when I sneak in your casa
your life sucks when your bankrupt
and I laugh, trust me

I simply love these lyrics!
In today's world it means so much
When you expect you should be good, evil creeps behind you and Do you realize that being good can do it all for you?
Where there is Good there is Evil.
There is nothing such as good or evil rather all that exists is Power
And if u read my previous posts i talked about winning and winners and the way they adopt to win!
Rather this song is so true especially these days when weak people are mere grass feeding
But one aspect is, its often difficult to survive if you are human enough because you will have regular Guilt trips rather that will make you heavy hearted.

Lying for a good cause is considered to be golden but why does it turn black if used regularly?
If you can just Lie for one time doesnt it makes you an offender , regardless of the cause you did it for?

"The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.”

And as said by someone,

"A true friend stabs you in the front"

You might call another person a liar but do you think that you are too much holy or of a godly aura.

Later, people device anything to be just winner's , just winners................

Just one day someone will eradicate all lies all liars all stealth's all evil
But that one day will never arrive because evil creeps in the dirtiest , the deepest and the narrowest corners of this world!

or maybe it can be you?

ps:- I am bored!

Mwahahahaha

2006-03-17T02:06:00.000-08:00

GOSH

Rofl, Life is so full of Reasons to laugh and Smile

Although these reasons may be scarce to arrive at ur doorsteps but once they do they can change ur moments and u can feel that u are on cloud 9 hehe:p

2day i got my TOEFL Score

And amazingly it was 247/300 i dunno how but thats the way it was!

lol and here is the Crap eassy i wrote which boosted my marks although i think the examiners must be pretty freaked out , as to why the did this but what the hell Thats the truth!!

Q.) Think of the most interesting class you have ever taken. Why did you enjoy this class so much? Use specific reasons and details to explain your answer.

ANS)

Enjoyment in life highly depends on the interest factor that sets up the stepping stones in someone's life.
Most of the people think that classes are generally boring but needless to say they can be made interesting if there is an element of recreation and interest in it.
Experiences can be good and bad , rather its very nostalgic to remember the good ones.
The most interesting class i have ever taken was when our teacher swapped their subjects.
I vividly remember it being a science class and the Sports teacher came to teach us though she had no idea as to what science actually is.
It started with a Question and Answer round when the first question was, "Who is invented Science?"
And we were rolling from uncontrollable laughter because one of us answered "YOU" as the answer. The teacher was dumbstruck at this response.
Later we spent the whole class making fun of the teacher.
It is so funny when i remember the times, as to when these teachers who were generally monsters for us tortured us so much that we were forced to remember the times of Dark ages, Slavery and Ruthlessness.
And now, we thought of how we were the actual rulers and we can imply the same misery to these teachers. Regardless to say we actually did that
"Vengeance is Sweet and Revenge is one planned motive."

This was what was in our mind. I remember as i mocked the teacher so much, that she was forced to call up my parents and i was depressed thinking of how they will screw me.
But in return everything went the opposite way.
It was fun as my parents screwed the teacher and rather she left the school a few days forth and we never saw her face again.

Sometimes, we regret so much what all we could’ve done to her in one whole year compared to what we did to her in just one go.
It isnt just at all because we suffered in installments throughout the year and the same shouldve been done with her.
But what has happened , has happened.
We finally got our little revenge and this was the most interesting class i ever took not because we enjoyed it , but it served our purpose.

Ps:-lol i kept it simple !

WHAT?

2006-03-15T21:28:00.000-08:00

Okie i am certainly out of ideas as of now I got nothing to post but i got something to show ya Mebbe a lot amongst u mustve seen it but what the hell I can post some pictures for a topic's sake hehe:p

MSN SERVICE IN PUNJAB
SOMETHING IS FISHY?WHO IS THE REAL DAD???
THE POWER OF FART
DONT MIX OBESITY WITH DRIVING!

lol this NIKE one was the funniest for me!IF I WOULD'VE BEEN CLINTON!
THE UNDERGROUND AIRLINE SERVICES!

PUPPY POWER!!DEDICATION TOWARDS WORK BRINGS GOOD RESULTS

MR. YA MISS.

YA YA I KNOW THAT WAS DONE ALL IN VAIN BUT, AHEM I WILL COME WITH A FUNNY POST SOON!
TILL THEN
ERMM...... ROCK ON!!! :p

FINALLY!!!

2006-03-11T07:04:00.000-08:00

Phew!
The time has come!!
I was waiting for this time, since so long
Not even Waiting but i was throbbed by the thorns of pain, agony and brutalism
But later or sooner it had to end
The time is now!
Your time is up my time is now! You cant see me my time is now
Its the franchise with the time in hand! You cant see me my time is now!
YES
TODAY I AM FUCKIN HAPPY!
This word literally lost it significance 5 months ago when my Happiness was screwed by the worm of "INTERNSHIP" but its over!
TODAY 11 th of March 2006 I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY CUZ this has been written in blood red words in the dairy of my mind!!
What i lost i regained today
MY HAPPINESS!
Fiasca its party time!!!Yay!
And during this past 5 months ppl might be thinking i was working too hard yet i was hardly working
All the credit goes to my wits and my sharp tongue twisters
A bit of my presence of mindless mind!!
lol, I did made a hellya lotsa excuses in these 5 months and i was thinking of sharing em' with u cuz later u might wanna imply some of these to ur daily buzzy lives!!

So it starts with my 1st excuse to the last

1. Today the buses are kidnapped i dunno i have been standin at this bloody bus stop for an hour or so and i cannot seem to see a ghoul or a spirit that could transfer me from my home to that shitty place!!

2. I am having loosemotions and i think that the hygiene of me and the hotel itself will be devastated if i happen to come up ! I dunno u will have to work with those masks on ur mouths and i need a toilet as an accompaniment if u want me to come! (This is a versatile excuse and the other person's reply is usually "DONT U DARE POP UP HERE")

3. I am having symptoms of appendicitis and i fixed an appointment with the doctor but now i cant even stand FUCK IT PAINS!! (I made this excuse on duty and went home early YAY! later din' turn up for 2 days grrr its pain in the butt to have appendicitis).........FuCKICITIS

4. My hand mistakingly came into the slicer, I can manage without a stitch or four, but still see see it hurts! (This was used as an interruption in my daily schedule and they sent me to SALES office in which i used to sit and surf)

5. My expired grandmother expired again! I need to attend her funeral

contd..... I need to flow her ashes in the ganges so i need to go outta station!

6. My bro met with an accident

7. My sis (I dunno when was she born:P) is coming from UK and i need to pick her up (MEBBE I WILL PUT HER IN MY BAG :D)

8. This was a real kickass!And was my best excuse!!

I was having trouble with my back and a bit of pain (REALLY Not otherwise grrr..)and i din bother to tell about it to anyone

Later the next day i came to know that some of us have to do double shifts, and later i came to know i was there too!

Previously in the afternoon i was having my lunch and i was out of Lentils so i went to get more and while doing so, fortunately , unfortunately or luckily i slipped as some of the lentil was dropped on the floor and i fell!

My whole shirt and trousers were drenched in it!

I managed to get a new shirt and trousers and later it was confirmed that i had to do a double shift!

I changed again to the old lentil drenched shirt and trousers and i went to my manager!

His first question was" What the hell happened to you, Where u feeding urself or ur clothes?"

And i was like i slipped and fell on the floor

She said Wandu, are you alright, can u do a double shift???

I said i am really willing to do, and she had that twitch of sympathy in her eye!

She said u rest for a while and then report later blah blah!

Later i called her up and told her that i got my back stretched and i cant even stand up!

She was like silent and then said "Did u take any medicines, Ok u dont come"

The next day i came to know that most of us ditched her! and din come:P

YAY!

I am so glad its all over and now i can be regular in blogging nevertheless until my exams start!!!! gosh!!!

Till then ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps:- All these excuses are tested and tried and i was 100% successful in executing them, but it might or might not work with you , therefore i am not liable for any loss of ur jobs or miserable lives, Just Try it at ur own risk and discretion.

I never loved my job therefore i never shudder to use em!

- WaNdU

ALL THAT GLITTER's IS NOT GOLD! TOO BAD UR BRAIN IS SOLD!!

2006-03-05T01:07:00.000-08:00

Life is so full of challenges!
It's filled upto its brim with pearls of tears and grins of happiness!
Since the time we are born, we are destined to confront certain amigos as well as foes, we do realize that we put in our best to accomplish thing's as we take them as challenges and missions!
One flaw or one weakness and all your attempt is in vain!
It's shattered and you are left haywire!

The world and it's inhabitants recognize those who walk tall in the crowd and make their faces recoginizable!

But what about those who never made it to cloud 9! What about those who tried, but eventually couldnt grab some oppurtunity and they had to turn their back later!

Is winning and losing the point of everything? Or noone ever smell's the puff's of valor , hard work and attempt you have put to accomplish something!

Actually noone does!

The time is like this that people recognize just the winners! It doesnt matter what you did, You did something by hook or by crook! It's just the outcome that matters but i dont think its just nywyz!

I remember "In The End"- Linkin Park!

"It starts with"

"One thing i dunno why, it doesnt even matter how hard you try"

"keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to explain in due time"

............ (Dint want to make it bigger ;) )

"I tried so hard and got so far in the end it doesnt even matter "

"I had to fall to lose it all, in the end it doesnt even matter"

And that is what i usually think about!!

Arent those humane enough who put in all the hard work and later fail to do something!

Why dont they get recognized for their work needless of their victory

IS WINNING OR LOSING THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS A DAMN IN THIS GOD DAMN WORLD?

Yes there can be a case indeed in which someone can say that he has achieved something from LOSING TO WINNING

Simple, YOU LOST your Weight! and u lost to win

Some lie, cheat and steal to win, Are they really winners??

Nywyz, people should be more sensible and they shouldnt despise those who lost rather they should look into the hard work they did!

Adios

Ps:- I knoe its a boring post but i waz just thinking over it!! But..............
Everyone must've once in their lifetime undergone all this! So did i and i had a flash of the chunks in my past! when i tried to remember things!!!
Noone is a born winner neither there is something as a born loser!

FATE , TIME or DESTINY?

2006-03-02T08:51:00.000-08:00

What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
From deep within the flow of time...But,
for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then we ran like the wind
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...

I have been waiting an eternity...
just for this very moment...

Meaninglessly hurting one another...
The disappearing life-forms...

The words
that become deleted...
The thoughts
that become buried...
The pool of cells
that slowly evaporate...
The echoes of consciousness
that slowly fade...

Love to hate...
Hate to love...
Why are we born?
Why do we die?

Evolution?
The ``survival of the fittest?''
What is there to be achieved from
harming one another...
killing one another...

The ``eggs'' that we call planets...
And the innumerable ``spermatozoa''
which gather around these
that we call life-forms...

When one of these countless seeds
inseminates a planet,
a new universe is born.

But until that occurs,
hundreds of millions of years will pass,
and innumerable life-forms will be born,
then die...

That is the be-all and end-all.
Everything exists for that one moment.
All so that the universe can evolve
into the next dimension...

Does that make us all just pawns?
Are each of our short lives
nothing but a cheap sacrifice
just so the one chosen life-form
can be born?

No.
That is not the case!
Each and every one of us
has a chance of becoming
that one chosen life-form
which inseminates a planet.
Yes, it could be ``you''...

Genes and environment...
Each of us tries to do his best
under the limited conditions
we are each dealt.

Each life-form that attempts to
eke out a decent life for itself
forms a link in the golden chain
that leads to the creation of
a new universe.

If one link is missing,
there will be no future.

There is no such thing as
a useless life-form...
No such thing as
a pawn!

Every single thing
in the whole of nature
is perhaps just dreaming
a dream of ``life''...

All of them are also
perhaps nothing more than
a dream dreamt by the planet
before it is born.

Oh, but yes...
Eventually all dreams
will return to Zurvan...
to the sea of dreams...

......................................................
......................................................

Wanderer...!
Don't go yet, Wandrer...!!!
It's alright.
Everything is alright now.

Time, which has been divided,
will be unified again now.

The time for farewells has come...
You will lose all memory of
this whole adventure
and return to your own time.

But this time, you will be able
to live your own life!

We alone do not have the power
to heal the world's woes,
or to solve all its mysteries.

And yet, even then...

It was bloody good
knowing ya, mate!
Thanks for being born``you,'' Wanderer!

I guess now's the time to say,
``see ya later, mate!''
But...

I'll find ya...
Somewhere, somewhere...
I'm bloody sure of it!

No matter the time period,
no matter the world ya live in,
I'll find ya!

I'm sure...
I'm sure I will find ya...

And that is the bottomline..... If you are bound to meet someone, YOU definately will regardless of the time!!

PONGA PANDIT

2006-02-23T20:05:00.000-08:00

Do you believe in destiny?...................I Do............
Do you think in miracles?....................I Do............
Do you think in Extraordinary Powers?........................Crap.....................
Will you go to a fortune teller to seek ur future?.............................SUPER CRAP........................

Lol okie before writing , People by no means this post is ment to hurt anyone who believes in future,destiny blah what not!! This is ment for sheer fun so enter on your own consent!

Enough with the blabbering lemme start!
Gone are the Days, when pandits and pujaris would sit in a huddle and do a "Yagya" (Prayers)
"JAI KAALI KALCATTE WALI TERA VACHAN NA JAYE KHALI"
"Om Brahmadev Prasaan ho Proceed Proceed Bhramadev"

Okie first of all as i am a non believer of god and ardent follower of Satan, I dont believe in such Cock and bull stories!

Nowadays its a good business you see it aint too difficult to seek someone's fortune!

HOW TO BE A FORTUNE TELLER:-

Wrap yourself with a Dhoti with the enchantments of RAM all over it!
Later find a appropriate place on Road afterall these days its very difficult to find a plot or land!
Place a mat on the chosen area.
Shit on it and YES dont forget to catch a parrot (speaking One preffered those mitthu typos, and should specialize in German, English and French lingo's)
Get some random cards with number's written on it!! And train the parrot to fetch cards acc. to the signal given by the pandit!!

SCENE ( A couple comes to the pandit for seeking their fortunes )

"BAM Bhole Har Har bhole! Doodo naho kudo falo (Smthng like that, Bath with Milk and Jump like you have been handed over a trampoline)

"panditji, we have got so much trouble in our lives! My life is like Hell with capital H , We are just surviving living bit by bit!!"

"Dont worry son! You came to the right person( Crap ) All your tensions will be gone"
"Please help me!!PLEASE! P-L-E-A-S-E !"

"what is the major problem son?"

"Panditji I have got this person is my life who is terrorizing me! I have been in hibernation for so long and i dunno what the outer world is like anymore"

"What is the name of ur foe child"

"I know his initials. Its G.W.B "

"Hmmmmm............ I WILL CUT THE CRAP OUT OF G.W.B ! I WILL CHANT MY HOLY CRAP TO ENTANGLE UR FOE IN DISTRESS AND DARKNESS"

"That is the problem Panditji" " He eats other's happiness and lives upon it"
"Cant you do anything??"

"HAR HAR BHOLE"

"What is the other problem then?"

"Panditji as i am living in a stinky cave full of mosquitoes, I am sick of those SUCKERS, who are feasting on my Blood though it was previously me who used to do that but now everything has turned against me!"

"Add to it, I cannot go outside cuz there are so many satellite trackers upon my ass to shoot me out!"

"I AM TIRED" " THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME"

"SON IN ANXIETY I 4GOT TO ASK UR NAME" "Who are you"

"Panditji i will introduce myself to you"

"I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHTS!"
"I AM THE PLANE HIJACKER WHO SABOTAGES ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTIONS "

THAT USED TO BE MY OLD LINES

MY PRESENT INTRODUCTION IS

"I AM THE MICE WHO IS DYING FOR SPICE"
"I AM THE HIDDEN WONDER TO WHOM ONLY WONDER'S CAN HAPPEN"

I AM OSAMA BIN LADEN!

and my foe G.W.B was George W BUSH! *sob* *sob*

OKIE ENUF OF THAT NOW I WILL COME TO THE REAL THING
IT HAPPENED IN ME WHEN I WAS IN 10TH
MY PARENTS WENT TO A FUTURE SEEKER TO ASK AS TO HOW WILL I DO IN MY BOARDS

HE SAID THAT I WILL MISERABLY FAIL AND WILL BE PATHETIC!
THEY WERE ALL DEPRESSED AND ALL THAT TIME THEY WERE UPON ME THAT U ARE A BURDEN BLAH!
THE DAY MY RESULT CAME, I WAS LIKE OOOOOOOOOH SEE WAT I'VE GOT
88 % AND WILL U GO BACK TO HIM AND SPANK HIM?
MY PARENTS CALLED HIM ONLY TO KNOW THAT HE DIED THE SAME DAY , WHEN I GOT MY RESULT

Y-E-S! liars to be prosecuted!

AND DAY BE4 YESTERDAY ! HELL MY PARENTS WENT TO ANOTHER FORTUNE TELLER TO ASK MY BRO'S FUTURE
SO IN ANXIETY THEY ASKED MINE

AND HE SAID

"HE WILL DO LOADS OF GR8 WORK HE WILL STUDY AND WILL ACHIEVE HIGH"

AND TILL THE DATE MY PARENTS ARE ON MY HEAD AND SAYING SON , STUDY STUDY"

AND I TELL THEM " I WILL NO ISSUES, JUST THAT I AM WAITING FOR WHEN THIS PANDIT DIES!"

C-R-A-P-P-O-D-A

"Do you have similar incidents?"

TAGGED BY ISHI

2006-02-19T04:28:00.000-08:00

I am so contemptible cuz i have been out of action for so long!
I know i hav been busy with life though i knew noone wouldve missed me, those who did raise their hands!
Lol okie noe i am back into action and will post frequently:)

HERE GOES THE TAG

Tagged by:- Ishita

Name of tag:- top 5 things before i Die (though i am already dead)

1. Trim the bushes of George Bush becuz he is a hypocrite! He is a savant in shit.

2. MEET my online friends! I would loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to do that
Cheesy,mich r u listenin!! grrrrrrr

3. This one will be done for sure.......

Act in a Bond movies as the Next James Bond and procure his gadgets and.......
THE BOND GALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

{though i will have to implant artificial chest hairs cuz he possesses hairs similar to a Sheep wrapped in its own wool}

4. Hijack a plane and crash it in Osama's hideout and later hide myself in Saddam's Beard!

5. Transform myself into Pamela's Bra! I know that then my size will be XXXXXXX.......xxxxxL (JEEZ I AM NOT PEVERT , I WILL BE JUST TRYING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH SOME SEX APPEAL............... I WILL BE A DYIN BRA/MAN!!!

AND NOW FOR THE TAGS I DONT CHOOSE THE ONE! in specific
Anyone interested just go ahead and utter ur crap:p

lol though i do tag

Cheesy

Michelle

Musings

Uttara

The girl who sold the World

Enjoi

STARS OR ASSHOLES?

2006-01-28T09:37:00.000-08:00

Its usually a person's dream to achieve the heights of the cloud and to keep on rotating around planet earth without falling on the ground! Wonders do happen and What we think, or what it appears isnt the way it is actually! People have expertised in the art of masking themselves! The Mask of Truth was thrown ages ago by some men of wisdom and then came the mask of Lies,Bluff,lust,sex and BULLSHIT! Though we find the shit of the holy Bull everywhere, just as we find barking dogs wagging their tails or mebbe some sufferin with rabies Enuf! I know you dint get a nugget of what i am saying! So anyways let me come to the point!! Its so common that what we see on the magical screen of Television or Cinema isnt for real! And Holy Satan people do give a self explainatory proof that they have got the most colorful ass in the world that has been whipped red by themselves! As i am doing my internship in a (*****)5 star Fukin Hotel, I do come across many such asswhipped Assholes! Here is an example and u mite just know these people!
NAME:-juggy D
Juggy D is one of the hottest up & coming Panjabi singers in the UK
Juggy has a list of credits to die for. After starting out guesting on Rishi Rich's first album, Juggy has featured on tracks by Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, Craig David, Mary J Blige and Timbaland. He recently featured on the huge hit "Hum Tum (U and I)", the first ever non-Bollywood track to feature in a major Bollywood movie. In addition to his music, Juggy co-presents weekly The Rishi Rich Project radio show on London's Kiss 100.

BULLSHIT

Lol, Fuckin Faggot of First Order! He is a major pain in the A$$
He made so much chaos during his stay and when i went to his room, he was drunk as a stone!
Later he asked me, Serve a Girl to me
Eventually, i was astounded..........Am i in the right room is he a Singer?
Then i Replied "Sir this is a 5 star hotel not a bloody brothel. We do not provide prostitutes and whores in here. If you are dying to fuck someone go to a pub, or if u arent satisfied just call the reception and ask them for further assistance as i aint no Pimp!", I Banged the door and ran away from there!
Later i had a funny feeling that i will , for sure get screwed by someone
I told all this to the manager and he was so astonished "Wandu, Did u really say all that to him??? Ok Dont tell this to anyone!! good one!!!!"

Crappoda!

Presenting Another hoodlum

NAME:- Rishi Rich

Rishi was born and brought up in London (Cheese??) , learning to play classical Indian instruments as a young child. He worked with various high profiled artists and is one famous hunk in UK!

The critically acclaimed debut Rishi Rich Project record “Dance With You (Nachna Tere Naal)” was released by Virgin Records in September 2003 and reached number 12 in the UK charts.

BULLSHIT

He is a bloody fucker and a dimwit!

I got a chance to talk to him and i realised soon that he is another brainless slime, that adds to an extra weight to this lovely planet !

First of all, HE is a gay!

If you wouldve happen to see the video of the famous song by BOMBAY ROCKERS, Teri to Teri ta hamesha Yaad satave, In the end of the video there is a bald Foreigner!

First, i saw him and he was like 6"5'(Zoonie SOmeobody did defeat u:p)

Rishi Rich and This guy entered the room and they never popped any shit for 2 days!

Get wat these guys are upto! When i went to their room, whilest they werent there, i found some wierd stains on the bed Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks Gay marriage is legalised in UK????I hope they do that and they will make a fine couple!

Yikes , I Dont want to be a NRI first of all
And i dont wanna be a celeb!

Wat do u ppl have to say on this?

TAGGED BY CHUBBY oops CHEESY

2006-01-23T08:42:00.000-08:00

The rules of the game are:

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Sex Target : FeMale

My Perfect Lover:

i)Should be pure by heart, snazzy and sweet in nature
(Though i hate the flies that will roam around the sweety)

ii)SHOULD BE ROMANTIC and this is one important ingredient of the recipie oops gal!!!
Am too romantic and expect the gal to be equally prefferably Over romantic!

iii)She should have a great sense of humor, but should act maturely and sensibly most of the times!!

iv)She should make her individual decisions and should respect hers as well as my decisions!

v) CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!! I got hots for cuties:P

vi)Someone who can bear my wierdness! I know this is so hard but u see, "try and try until u cry"

vii) I never expect too much from anyone neither myself, so she should expect too much from me either!

viii) She should be selective!
I mean selective in wearin clothes!
Bikinis, mini's, micromini's preffered!!

GUYS IGNORE THIS
*
I am a single whoever is interested (GALS ONLY) should email me their pics give offliners or their messenger id, their contact no and should be smart in negotiations!!
No dowry, No give and take, No burials, No stakes!!
This is a risk free lifetime offer!
Offer closes when I get married!! So hurry dont lose a cutie, tats being available so easily!
This is a premium offer
Applicants sending muaaaaaaaaaahs and hugggggggggggggggs will be given preference!
Though they should understand that i am a punjabi, and i cant marry more than 1 gal at a time!
Gals interested in POST AND PRE MARITUAL AFFAIRS should contact at earliest as i will have to settle things so i can give time to gharwali or the baharwali (Note:-This can be implied as BAHARWALIS if the no. is more than 1)

WARNING:- Attitudes and egos will be shattered so handle with care!!
*

DEVIL's FOLLOWERS-

Moonie

KESHI

Puneet

RAj

Divya

Ishita

SUga

Icey(if she comes bak)

Enjoi

TAGGED BY MICHELLE!

2006-01-15T08:37:00.000-08:00

WIERD STUFF

Here are Some wierd stuff about me!

1. Being a wierdo and admitting that i am a wierdo!

2.I Love Scary stuffz. I have seen almost all horror movies, Japanese or English or any lingo, I love skulls, Bones, jeez i think of becomin a skeleton in a closet!

3.I laugh at sirious moments, and when the environment is too sirious, i burst out with laughter, while finding something or the other funny! I remember i ruined my exams, and i still came out smiling, my friends were like, What the FUck, what makes u smile, I said u can cry if u want to but i wont fade this Smirk:p

4. I love Troublin people, playing mind games and doing tricks with em, especially those who think they are on a high peak and they forget where Planet EARTH is!!

5. Previously, I used to trust people with blind eyes, while now usually i trust NOONE! Not even myself, I dunno what i will do next , though i know i can do the Impossible!!

6. Wierd beard:- I get my French cut shaped beard automatically, think my beard loves my skin, lol I LOVE U RASNA!!

7. I am a jerk YES! And thats so Wierd that i accept the fact! lol many bloggers should think about it maybe u find one jerk in yourselves!!

8. I screw up People, And I dont let go of anyone and i MEAN Anyone, even if it is someone 50 years older to me!

I remember screwin my examiners, and i din care a damn for the result though i am still kanfused as to how did they give me marks?

I AM LOVIN IT!!

ps:- Mich is a thief she tagged most of the ppl who visit my blog lol whom to tag now??lol So here are the ppl i tag!

* Arzoon

* Divya

* Raj

* Muse ( If she ever visitz this blog!!)

* Strawy ( Same goes for her!!)

TAGGED BY CHEESY

2006-01-11T21:26:00.000-08:00

UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits – I Get Confused
2. Are you double jointed - Nah
3. Can you roll your tongue – Yessssssssssss!
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time – Yes, I started doing this, when I used to watch WWE’s The Rock:p IF U SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
5. Can you blow spit bubbles – Yes I can or I used to!
6. Can you cross your eyes – Yes
7. Tattoos - No
8. Piercing -No
9. Do you make your bed daily – Hell No. When I am sleepy I just fall on the bed and go off to sleep! Am to lazy!!!

CLOTHES
10. Which shoe goes on first – I don’t remember
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? – Yes! My dearest Bro:p and then my friend who pissed me off by throwing a chewing gum in my shoes, I threw the same on his head:P
12. On the average, how much money do you carry – 500 Bucks or less
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 – Nuffin
14. Favorite piece of clothing – Nothing Specific
FOOD
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it – Obviously twirl it!
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - Nopes
17. Do You Use Extra Salt On Your food – Actually I got defect in my taste buds so really cant be distinctive in taste, saltiness and all!
18. How many cereals in your cabinet – Frosties, Chocoflakes, Muesli, Cornflakes !!!!! I Love em!!
19. What's your favorite beverage – Coffee and Beer!
20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant – McDonald’s, CCD, Barista’s
21. Do you cook – Yes I can! But usually I end up making everything, taste like burnt up food
22. Do you swear – YES I DO
23. Do you ever spit – Used to! When I was small
FAVOURITE
24. Animal – Kuala, Poodles
25. Food – Am a big Junkie!Junk Food! Hah!!!
26. Month – Nothing specific, every time of the year is the same for me! EXCEPT FOR EGG SHAMS
28. Cartoon – umm, Dragon Ball Z! Loved it!!
29. Shoe Brand – REDTAPE
30. Subject in school – English! Loved it
31. Color - Black
32. Sport – Badminton (m too good at it), Cricket, Basketball, tennis, Baseball
33. TV show – FRIENDS
34. Thing to do in the spring – Go to Sleep
35. Thing to do in the summer – Go to sleep under the sun
36. Thing to do in the autumn – Go to Sleep
37. Thing to do in the winter – Take loads of blankets and go to Sleep
IN AND AROUND
38. In the CD player – No cd player! I love my IPOD
39. Person you talk most on the phone with – Umm………………………………lol
40. Reading – NOVELS, NOVELS, NOVELS, NOVELS!!!!!! Don’t say text books though!
41. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors – Yupzzz 42. What color is your bedroom – Black umm nah! Its light greyish
43. Do you use an alarm clock – Mobile alarm
44. Window seat or aisle – Window
DUMB
45. What's your sleeping position – Usually I am so lazy, creepy and sleepy that I fail to notice any of the positions
46. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket – Are you nuts! Its freakin Hot
47. Do you snore – NO
48. Do you talk in your sleep – Longtime back I used to do that! hehe
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS GLUED TO PC 24x7, I USED TO SAY "PRESS ENTER, PRESS THAT KEY, CLICK DAMMIT!"IN MY SLEEP:p
49. Do you sleepwalk – No
50. Do you sleep with stuffed animals – No, never been into kiddish business
51. How about with the light on – Yup I am too lazy to turn them off, someone has to do it for me
52. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on – You know I am lazy now what do u expect from me!:p
53. Last interesting person you met – Hmmmmm! Noone as of now!
Please note , its MET!

Ps:- I know you all have taken the tag already. But if anyone of u still wants to take a tag feel free to do so:p

FINALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

2006-01-08T00:27:00.000-08:00

Witness the evolution of the revolution. First it played songs. Then photos. Then podcasts. Now iPod plays video, changing the way you experience your music and more

YES! I am a proud owner of apple IPOD ;)winks winks
For last few months it has been my passion to buy one
So i think, the new years gonna bring darastic changes!!

IPOD can be categorized as!

Ipod Shuffle- The one which can only play songs!!
Ipod Nano-Alongwith its capability to play songs it has a playlist screen
IPOD-The one that i bought, it can play songs, videos, movies
Its just like a sleek palmtop with lots of capabilities!
YAY!!!

Now all my fav videos are gonna go into it!
Okie i got work to do:p

Ps:- WANDERER STARES AT MICHELLE:p

HI, TESTING 2006

2006-01-01T00:50:00.000-08:00

YEAR PASSES AFTER ANOTHER! ONE YEAR IS FULL OF SWEET MEMORIES WHILE THE OTHER IS FULL OF THORNS! BUT THAT’S LIFE , YOU NEVER FIND ROSES WITHOUT THORNS, YOU PRICK THEM AND REACH YOUR DESTINATION! THOUGH I AM STILL UNSURE ABOUT MY DESTINATION!!BUT WELL WHO CARES!!!!
EVERY YEAR, I SPEND MY NEW YEAR SITTING ON THE TV AND WATCHING THE SOFA AND VICA VERSA!
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT ALL! AS USUAL ALL IN VAIN WAIT FOR 12:00 AM AND THEN WISH UR FAMILY NEW YEAR, YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN TRY YOUR MOBILE WITH WORTHLESSLY NO NETWORK OR EITHER BUSY ONE!!

THOUGH THIS YEAR HAS TREATED ME FAIR ENOUGH! WELL I DON’T SAY HOW AN YEAR TURNS LIKE, IT IS UPTO YOU HOW THINGS UNFOLD ACCORDINGLY AND HOW YOU HANDLE THEM!
WELL A GREAT YEAR THEN, NO TENSIONS THOUGH THERE MIGHT BE SOME BUT THAT ARE THOSE WHICH I GIVE TO OTHERS! NOT MY SHIT!!

FOR STARTERS THIS YEAR BEGAN WITH FRIENDSHIPS, BETRAYAL, ENIMITY, LOVE, HAPPINESS, SADNESS, CUROSITY, FUN, AND BROODINESS!!

NOW ALL THESE ARE OUR YEARLY EMOTIONS SO DOESN’T MATTER!
THERE ARE MEMORIES WHICH I NEVER WONT TO FORGET! THE EXPERIENCES HAVE BEEN SO AMAZING! WHILE THERE ARE TRAUMATIZING MOMENTS WHICH I DON’T WANNA REMEMBER! SOME BACKBITING, BUT WHY AM I GOING INTO THAT BROKEN HEARTS MEND WITH TIME!!

YESTERDAY I HAD A REALLY AMAZING TIME!!

PARTIES ARE OFTEN MARKED WITH FINE WINE, BOOZE, CHICKS, SMOOCHES(:p yes), AND ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR AND BRINGING THE ROOF DOWN!!!!!!

AS MY INTERNSHIP IS GOING ON, YESTERDAY WAS A BUSY USUAL DAY!
WORKSHIT!!
THOUGH YOU KNOW ME, I AM NOT A WORKAHOLIC, HARD WORKING NAH!!WORKING HARDLY !!!!!!!!

FUN IS A PUNY WORD TO DESCRIBE TODAY AND DAY BEFORE!!
LEVISH LIFE IS SURE ADDICTIVE AND TEMPTING!
YESTERDAY ALL HOTSHOT’S CAME FOR A PARTY AND AS USUAL I WAS THE CENTRE OF ATTRACTION lol THOUGH I WAS THE ONE SERVING THE GUEST AT THAT TIME , JUST FOR NAMESAKE CUZ MOST OF THE TIME THEY WERE BUSY TOXICATING THEMSELVES

YESTERDAY THE THEME OF THE PARTY WAS ARABIAN NIGHTS! SO I WAS DRESSED JUST LIKE ALLADIN OR RATHER LIKE HIS PET MONKEY:p

I SAW A LOT OF FACES, ALL DRUNK, BUT ACTUALLY THEIR DEEDS WERE FUNNY, WHO DOESN’T LIKE WATCHING A PERSON GETTING DRUNK AND RETURN TO HIS SILLY (tsk tsk not always) ACTIVITIES!
A GAL WAS HEAVILY DRUNK AND THREW HER TOP INTO THE POOL!
I WAS LIKE oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOODNESS HAIL SATAN ATLEAST SHE WAS WEARING A BRA INSIDE! LOL DON’T WANT EVERYONE TO GO CRAZY! Hehe

THEN COUPLES SMOOCHING AS USUALY MAKING OUT, CARESSING EACH OTHER AND SOME BEING NAUGHTY
ANOTHER COUPLE, THE BOI WAS CORNERING THE GAL AND WAS PEEKING INSIDE HER, DRESSLESS DRESS! OOhhhhh BOOBS:p OK WHERE AM I GOING NOW!
NYWYZ WAS SERVING THEM DRINKS, AND THE GALS WERE GOING CRAZY O-LALA
ONE OF EM WAS EYEING ME ALL THE TIME , NO TIME FOR FUN LETS GRAB SIRIOUSNESS, SO I ALSO TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND GAZED HER:Phehe

12:00 AM THE GAL CAME TO ME FOR A TEQUILA SHOT!
THEN CAME FOR ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER…..THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING CRAZY
AND THEN SHE CAME AGAIN, I PREPARED A SHOT IN ADVANCE!
BUT THIS TIME SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENED!
SHE KISSED ME! ~~~~~~~~~oooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~
THEN SHE BLUSHED AND WHENEVER I CAUGHT HER EYE, SHE SMILED AT ME!! OK SEDUCTIVE AM ALREADY DROOLING!!!heh

I EARNED A LOT YESTERDAY! THOUGH, SMOOCH AND MONEY!!
THEN IT WAS 5:30 AM , THE PARTY WAS GETIN OVER, I TOOK A TEQUILA SHOT IT WASN’T GOOD AT ALL, SCARY SHIT!!!!
THEN ME AND MY 3 FRIENDS WERE BUSY IN WINDING THINGS UP!
WE WERE DIRECTING THE PPL UNDER US!
I SHOUTED “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, CRAPPODA”
A GUEST OVERHEARD IT, AND HE WAS LIKE WHO IS UR BOSS!
I SAID I GOT NO BOSS,
BOISTERIOUS AND DRUNK HE SAID I WILL TELL UR BOSS, I SAID TELL ANYONE YOU WANT TO!!
HE SMILED AT ME AND SAID U ARE WASTING UR TIME IN HERE , COME WITH ME AND JOIN ARCHIES hah!
HE SAID THINK OVER IT! I REPLIED I WILL DO THAT!

DAMN I WAS SO HUNGRY, DIN HAD ANYTHING SINCE AFTERNOON! AND AS IT WAS 6:00 AM IN MORNING ,I WAS GETTING IRRITATED WITHOUT ANY HIBERNATION!
I WENT AWAY WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE AND WAITED FOR THE BUS!
ON THE ROAD PPL WERE DRUNK ALLOVER AND WERE FALLING EVERYWHERE!
WE HAD A NICE TIME LAUGHING ON THEM!

OKIE THAT WAS IT MY DAY ROCKED!!
AND I THINK THE POST IS ALREADY GETTING TO LONG AND U ALL MUST BE BORED!!!!!!!!

SO TELL ME HOW WAS UR NEW YEAR AND WHAT ALL DID U DO!

NOTE:-*REPLIES NECESSARY WITH FULL DESCRIPTION*

OKIE NOE CYA FROM MY SIDE
HAVE A ROCKIN YEAR AND YES!!!!
A FINAL WORD

YOU PEOPLE ROCK! I HAD SO MUCH SUPPORT FROM YOU GUYS THIS YEAR HAS BEEN TOO LUCKY THAT I GOT PALS LIKE YOU!
HATS OFF TO YOU!!!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST GREAT , YOU ROCK MY WORLD!

GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE ALL THE HAPPINESS SHOWERED FOR EVERY NEW YEAR!!

BUT DON’T FORGET YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL ME HOW WAS UR NEW YEAR AND WHAT ALL DID U DO!

SO STOP THINKING AND START WRITING!

THE RISE OF THE PHOENIX----REBIRTH OF WANDERER

2005-12-29T21:05:00.001-08:00

OUT OF MY ASHES
WILL RISE A NEW PHOENIX
A SOARING BEING
RETURNING FROM DEATH
PROVING ONCE AGAIN
THAT LIFE IS ETERNAL
I LIVE FOREVER
BECAUSE THE SPIRIT
NEVER DIES.
I WILL RETURN
IN ANOTHER BODY
IN ANOTHER TIME
BUT IT IS ME.
THE ME WHO IS ME NOW
WILL ALWAYS BE
AS LONG AS I LIVE
I LEARN
AND I LIVE
FOREVER..

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

I will be back soon !!!

2005-09-15T01:56:00.000-07:00

ITS SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE

Yup ,Its really too hard for us to part away from people we love! But life might be full of series of unexpected events!

Here Am leaving you All ! I never wanted to say that but what is inevitable has to be accepted
Life is hard full of thorns.......I got the joy of roses, blossoms of love friendship from you all

But i got my exams, interview, internship all together
Though i will try to stay in touch which wont be easy but still one thing i got to say "FORGET ME NOT" "I AINT GONNA LIVE FOREVER! I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIFE WEN AM ALIVE!!!"

Thank you all for just being there for me in all kind of situations
Here is the credit list :)Hope i dont miss anyone!

CHEESY(ANNA), JOY, MICHELLE(ICE PRINCESS), MOOONIE , ICEY, ROHIT, VINCI, STRAWYYYYY(didz), KESHI, ARZOON, SLUGGY, PUNEET, TANVI, PARI, AMUTHA, DIVYA ................U PPL ARE JUZ GR8 U GUYS ROCK! (dont spank me if i miss someone)

BYE ALL:(THOUGH THIS IS THE THING I HATE TO SAY BUT I GOTTA SAY IT "GOODBYE"

Ps:-
michy no hard feelings i waz juz foolin around though its ur wish!bye chwwety
Mooonie sowwie cant make it to VOOM

....................

2005-08-28T05:07:00.000-07:00

RESULT

WOKIE I CANT WAIT THOUGH THIS WAS FUN SO HERE IS THE TRUTH REVEALED AND SEPERATED FROM THE LIES

1. I have love doing skydiving ! Have done it on loads of Ocassions
--->TRUE

2. I love Horror Movies watched em all!
--->TRUE U bet i watched almost all Name any i will tell the story and moi not scared i love watchin em alone

3. I love to dance in the Rain
--->TRUE Oooooooooh I love Rains and everytime it drizzles i juz go out and do my Wierdo Dance!!

4. I like destroying things couldve done wrong most of the times
--->TRUE YUPZ am destructive Minded! Last time i just hammered my Ol' Pc away just have to play with things! hehe

5. I am scared of nightmares
--->LIE Cuz I justttttt love em! prefer em more than dreams and how i wish i have nightmares all the Time..........

6. I love Basketball and am too good at it
--->TRUE Yaaaaaa itss my fav sport Man! I juz love dribblin the ball! and scorin! Love it!!!!!!!

7. I slapped my teacher once
--->TRUE Hehe My college is so cool teachers wont even rebel if students get pissed off wth em but I can be sometimes on Rebel!:)

8. I go to the gym regularly
--->LIE Oh Man ! Am so LAZY!!!! Just went to Gym for a month then dropped the Idea and pledged wont go to tat place eVer again!!

9. I laugh a lot even when not needed
--->TRUE Yups i got a strange sense of Humor wen it is time to be sad i Usually laugh Out loud! hehe

AND NOW TIME FOR WINNERS OR SHALL I SAY WINNER CUZ IT GOES TO JUST ONE PERSON AND THAT IS........................

Icey
cONGRATS ICEY:) U DO KNOW ME HEHE

AND THOSE WHO DO KNOW ME WELL AND GOT HALF OF IT RIGHT HERE ARE THE CREDITS:--------

musings, 4u2nvau/Rohit , divya , ..pari , Joy !!!

MY BLOGMATES ROCK U PPL ARE GREAAAAT

PS:- hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww CHEESY AND MICH I EXPECTED U KNEW ME WELL:(

TRUE LIES

2005-08-25T22:51:00.000-07:00

TRUE LIES
So icy tagged me:)
U guess the answers u get a GRAND PRiZE worth Dunno(!)
Here it goes 2 of the following are lies u gotta tell which one! ITs fun ! Itz Eazy

1. I have love doing skydiving ! Have done it on loads of Ocassions
2. I love Horror Movies watched em all!
3. I love to dance in the Rain
4. I like destroying things couldve done wrong most of the times
5. I am scared of nightmares
6. I love Basketball and am too good at it
7. I slapped my teacher once
8. I go to the gym regularly
9. I laugh a lot even when not needed

WOKIE Detect the sweet lies

Wandu tags strawy, musings, fay, invinci and dewdy

HOW WIERD ARE U

2005-08-25T22:18:00.000-07:00

WIERD

EVERYONE IS WIERD! JUZ DEPENDS THE QUANTITY OF WIERDNESS GRINDED IN UR VEINS!! HERE WAS A RESULT FOR ME ! WHAT ABOUT U:) AND HEY DO REMEMBER TO LEAVE COMMENTS ENJOI

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

CUTE CUTER CUTEST

2005-08-22T11:14:00.000-07:00

CUTE CUTER CUTEST
Oh GAWD this Gal is really so damn cute:)
She is the daughter of Taiwan President Chen Shui B (:P)
All Men hav a look or u will really miss the Beauty...
Gals too hav a gaze ... U knw why ; ))
U MUST SEE THIS:)

2005-08-13T22:34:00.000-07:00

50 FACTS ABOUT MOI

Finally i got some time to write some gibberish bout myself Here they go:-

1. I love The colour "BLACK"... Black is beautiful
2. My fav Band is Linkin park, though it changes occasionally
3. My fav movie was Final Fantasy The Spirit within
4. I have a birth mark on my forehead lol gets hidden by my hairs (Sounds like Hairy Potter:p)5. I am down to Earth
6. I hate Egoistic ppl and those having Loads of Attitude
7. I Crack the Attitude then
8. I am a greeeeeeeeeeat Foodie , THough i am thin Fit n FIne , I have a huge Appetite
9. I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my Stone cold chain!
10. Moi addicted to my Laptop
11. I have a gr8 dressing sense! Thats one thing distinguishin u frm others
12. Am a cool dude :p
13. I rarely get angry!
14. Though wen that rare moment comes , my wrath usually Vamooshes the Foe into shards!
15. I used to fight a HELL lot in my school Timezz
16. I was a nerd that time and used to go for loadza Arm Wrestling Challange
17. Moi a good Soccer, Baseball and Tennis player
18. I am Addicted to Wrestling, my Fav Goon being Stone Cold Steve Austin
19. Moi an Extrovert though i used to be a bit shy previously noe i hav changed!!
20. I usually Fall for Cute and sExY Gals
21. I had my 1st Crush in class 4th and contiue to hav it till 8th later i found other gals:P
22. I proposed a gal in 8th and she rejected (She was goin wth a Jerk) tch tch hoe sad though i wasnt sad
23. Proposed anotha in 10th went along had a gr8 time but we both Ditched each otha due to boards (OUCH!!!)
24. I proposed to my 1st crush (have a gaze at pt. 21) in 11th , she accepted on Frndship day Noe we arent in Touch cuz of change of college....and i lost her no. wth my lost mobile
25. I trust anyone damn easily though noe am being a bit selfish and TRUSTER of Noone!! Damn i changed!!!!
26. 5 Chics had a Huge crush on me in 11th Though I tried em all throughout the yr
27. Am happy wth my one sweet GF!!!YAY!!
28. I LOVEEEEEEEEE SCREWIN PPL
29. My usual pastime in college........Screwin my teacher I FEAR NOONE
30. I dont care a damn for the Examiners i give em a good hell time!
31. Day i remember i stood up in a lecture and Shouted FUCK OFF to a teacher showed middle finger and said GET OUT!!!!! He promptly went out and everyone was rollin wth laughter
32. Ufff some more facts to go with!!
33. I waz addicted to ITimes though i left it recently
34. I screwed my Physics teacher in class 11th so badly that she left the school I WONDER How Did i manage to Pass
35. I got gr8888888 riting Skills! and i can mesmerise anyone wth IT!
36. My Fav Boooooooks are LoTR and Harry Potter!
37. I was so uneducated bout Sex in class 7th tat i use to say "DO WE WEAR OR EAT CONDOMS" duhhhhh
38. Most of the times i am B-O-R-E-D!!
39.I expect the Unexpected and usually i expect nothing from anyone! Not even mYself
40. Well my Net frnds are far betta than my So called REAL friends
41. I am Adddddddddddddddddicteeeeeeeeeeeeeed to STAR WARS wish i had a saber!
42. I love Rap and i can do Freestyle
43. Am a big fan of Eminem! Loved STAN-Marshalls wen i heard it the 1st time!!
44. I had my 1st kiss From a Foreign blonde babe eeeeeeeeeeeks!
45. I can read throughout and throughout!!!!!!I love to READ
46. I love to grow French Beard it SUITS me!!
47. How did i reaccccch 47 ??????
48. I Dont believe in God i Got no faith at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49. I Am a NON-DRINKER( I Drink my Sorrows),Non-SMOKER (Smoke away tensions) ,Non-Doper (Dope in Friendship am addicted to it)!!!!!
50. I got CUTE LOOOOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!! SEDUCTIVE

HOW WELL U KNOW ME

2005-07-10T11:40:00.000-07:00

HERE NOWADAYS I DONT USUALLY GET TIME FOR MY BLOG AND BEING ONLINE
SO HEREZ A LIL' QUIZ FOR U ALL
JUS TAKE THE QUIZ AND POST UR COMMENTS HERE WITH UR SCORE!HOW CLOSELY U KNOE ME FEEL FREE TO POST COMMENTS

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=050710144635-311152
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

ADIOS AMIGOS

LOVE ON INTERNET

2005-07-08T11:28:00.000-07:00

HEY I FOUND THIS ONE REALLY KEWL

Though I wasn't looking for anyone new,
One day I got e- mail and in it was you.
Charming, sensitive and so debonair,
I strongly resisted it go anywhere.
But letters and stories captured my heart,
Filled me with passion almost from the start.
Love on the Internet, how could it be?
These things just don't happen to people like me.
But doves and butterflies flew into our lives,
Carrying messages we could not deny.
Each person has meaning and love to express,
And we could deny our hearts nothing less.
It's a beautiful love that has grown between us,
Something beyond any words we discuss.
Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such,
Far down to our souls, beyond human touch.
My love's not confined by what it can see,
I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream.
Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear,
"Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear."
It's the soul that captures God's love in a way
That eternally melts hearts together to stay.
Fused and sealed forever as one,
Love has its way and new life is begun

HOPELESS LOVE courtesy of my a dear friend

2005-07-05T11:28:00.000-07:00

my heart aches to talk to you
my ears yearn to listen
you must free me from my prison
my cage surrounded by bars
how i just want to hear you speak
how i just want to listen
you must save my soul tonight
my blackened damned soul
it's like the love song
the bird never sang
when i think of you
it's like a river
running to wide to cross
when ever i see you
my fingers yearn to touch you
my lips ache to caress
you must soften my my blackened heart
my tortured, hollow heartmy mind needs to thing of you
my heart yearns to love
you must help me live tonight
save me from myself

LOVE

2005-07-03T11:13:00.000-07:00

MOSTLY THE LINES ARE FROM GREAT AUTHORS AND A FEW OF MY ADDITION

Alas, I thought I knew so much
Of love, and yet I know so little!
Love is always patient and kind
it is never jealous; love is never boastful or conceited
; it is never rude or selfish;
it does not take offense, and is not resentful.
Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth;
it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes.
Love does not come to an end.

And if my homage she'd receive
My wooing and my service true--
The sleepless nights I have been through
The grief I bear from morn till eve,
Could never take me from her sight;
I'd be a slave unto delight,
All burdens I would gladly bear
And for my heart's grief I'd not care
An eye is meant to see things,
The soul is here for its own joy.
A head has one use: for loving a true love
Legs: to run after.
Love is for vanishing into the sky. The mind,
for learning what men have done and tried to do.
Mysteries are not to be solved. The eye goes blind
when it only wants to see why
A lover is always accused of something.But when he finds his love, whatever was lost
in the looking comes back completely changed
On the way to Mecca, many dangers: thieves,
the blowing sand, only camel's milk to drink.
Still each pilgrim kisses the black stone there
with pure longing, feeling in the surfacethe taste of the lips he wants.
This talk is like stamping new coins. They pile up,
while the real work is done outsideby someone digging in the ground.
Love is a weapon of matchless potency
It is the "summum bonum" of Life.
It is an attribute of the brave, in fact it is their all.
It does not come within the reach of the coward.
It is no wooden or lifeless dogma but a living and life-giving force.
It is the special attribute of the heart.
Love courses through everything
No, Love is everything.
How can you say, there is no love
when nothing but Love exists?
All that you see has appeared because of Love.
All shines from Love
All pulses with Love,
All flows from Love--
No, once again all is Love!

SOMETHING FOR DEAREST SPAMMERS

2005-07-03T05:18:00.000-07:00

NO OFFENSE BUT THIS IS A SWEET MESSAGE TO THE SPAMMERS! SPAMMERS TO BE PROSECUTED U DONT HAVE A NUGGET OF CREATIVITY OR ANYTHING IN U SO U JUST THINK ABOUT SPAMMING U PEVERTS! YA THE ABOVE PICTURES ARE A DEPICTION TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE IDOLIZE

SO STOP THIS Spammin! SPAMMERS ARE WELCOME TO POST COMMENTS ON THIS TOPIC ! NUMBSKULLS

HEY FRIENDS NO OFFENSE THESE PEOPLE DESERVE THIS
AS FOR THE BLOG READERS I WILL CONTINUE MY WORK AND U PPL DO THE WORK OF READING

ADIOS AMIGOS!
TC

THE FIRST KISS

2005-07-01T12:05:00.000-07:00

LOVE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT SHINING IN THE DARK SKY ,
THE DARKNESS IN HEART SHIVERS AND ADIEU'S A GOODBYE ,
A SEAL OF AFFECTION THE BINIDNG OF EMOTIONS ,
BLESSED IS ONE WHO KNOWS THE MEANING OF "LOVE" AND ITS REASONS ,
BEHIND THE VEIL OF HUMANLY APPEARENCE EXISTS PAIN,EGO AND ALL THEY BEAR ,
THE TOOL THAT VAMOOSHES THEM ALL IS A COMBO OF CARE,EFFECTION AND SOMETIMES TEAR!
LOVE'S FIRST SNOW DROP, A VIRGIN KISS,
LITERALLY IT IS THE PLEDGE FOR ETERNAL BLISS,
FRIGHTENING INSECURITY THAT ABYSS INTO OUR MIND,
REMAINS INTACT IN A RELATIONSHIP , AS LOVE IS BLIND!,
INDEED IT MIGHT BE BLIND WITH NO SEEING WATS IN MIND FOREVER , DUNNO WHEN AND WHERE LOVE STARTS IT DOESNT MATTER WATSOEVER,
THE TWO OF US--- YOU AND ME WALK DISTANCES ON THIS PLANET WITH HANDS CLUTCHED ,
I STILL CHERISH THE MOMENTS WHEN SHE WAS THE REASON OF DELIGHT,
WHEN I MET HER AND WE GAZED WITH A FIXED SIGHT,
HER EYES ARE BROWN GLEAMING IN THE BRIGHT GLITTER OF MOONLIGHT,
IT HAUNTS ME FOREVER, AM SO RESTLESS I STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE MET IN THAT LOVELY TWILIGHT,
IN THE DRIZZLE I COULD MAKE IT THERE WAS NO PRECIPITATION,
IT WAS THE DRIZZLE OF UR SHOWERED SWEETNESS AND THE LOVELY SENSATION,
I HELD U IN MY ARMS GAVE YOU A TIGHT HUG CARESSED YOU ON YOUR CHEEKY CHEEKS,
I FELT LIKE I WAS DROWNING IN FATHOMS OF YOUR WARM AFFECTION,
I HELD YOU CLOSER LOCKED MY LIPS WITH YOURS AND KISSED YOU WITH SATISFACTION,

IT WAS A MESMERISING EXPERIENCE I GOT DISSOLVED IN UR BEAUTY,
THOSE LUSHY RED LIPS YOU HAVE WITH SERINE DIVINITY,
ALAS!I WISH THAT KISS WOULD LAST ETERNITY ,
SUDDENLY EVERYTHING FELT SO GOOD I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO FLY,
BREEZES FANNED IN ARCS WAVES OF DAISIES I COULD LAUGH AND CRY,
YOU ARE MY SWEETHEART , RICH BY HEART SWEET AND REDOLENT,
YOU BROKE THE VIRGINITY OF MY KISS OH I WAS SO INNOCENT,
NO CONDOLENCE, ON MY PART I THANK YOU FOR YOU GAVE ME AN ETERNAL BLISS ,

I KISSED AN ANGEL , AND THAT WAS WITH ANTICIPATION MY FIRST KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----------->BY WANDERER (anonymous try finding this anywhere u want to tiz iz my creation)

ITCHY

2005-06-30T11:42:00.000-07:00

An itch to be scratched -
A lust unmatched -
An empty bed -"
Let's go!" she said.
And on the summer's afternoon
we loved until we saw the moon.
Exhausted, laying there exposed
upon my belly, I proposed
she scratch my back to top it off -
and soon she did, so soft, so soft.
Nails as sharp as 'Wiltshires' creep
like slugs upon a compost heap
across my sweaty skin until
I feel an itch she can't quite kill.
"Just up a bit." She hears me say.
"Down a bit...the other way.
Up a tad. You've gone askew.
Slide across a touch or two.
A little harder. Damn it! Swat it!
Keep going, yes, you've almost got it.
Listen woman, can't you tell.
You're nowhere near it. Bloody Hell!”
I fling my body in the air
and land atop the carpet bare
Grinding hard upon my back
searching for a pointy tac
to give me what I really need -a decent scratch that makes me bleed
Bewildered, she is staring down,
as losing it, I go to town.
Raising up my back, I arch it,
slamming hard down on the carpet.
My body parts are flicking, hectic,
like I'm turning epileptic.
A book! A knife! A nice high heel!
Give me something I can feel
But suddenly, like when it reared,
my itch just vanished...disappeared.
I rose, so pleased, my love to tell
and found that she was gone as well.
The door was slammed, the lock was latched.
Our race was run...and I was scratched!

THE SECRET OF MONA LISA

2005-06-29T13:09:00.000-07:00

OK THIS IS WHAT I FOUND OUT DUNNO IT IS TRUE OR JUST A BLUFF !! WELL THOUGHT TO SHARE IT WTH U PEOPLE!!

MONA LISA PAINTED BY DA VINCI MAYBE A FINEST PIECE OF ARTISTIC EXCELLENCE
BUT IN REALITY IT IS A DOCUMENTED JOKE
WHAT IS HIDDEN IN THE DEPTHS OF THE PAINTING
DA VINCI SCREWED UP THE PAINTING
HE MADE THE POTRAIT LOOK BIGGER FROM THE LEFT SIDE ! AND HISTORICALLY LEFT DIPICTED - female AND RIGHT IS - MALE .... NOW DA VINCI WAS A BIG FEMININE FAN

DA VINCI WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, HE BELIEVED IN BALANCE BTW MALE AND FEMALE

IT WAS LIKE CHICS WITH DICKS

AMON WAS THE GOD OF MASCULINE FERTILITY! OR IN OTHER WORDS "horny" AND THE COUNTERPART WAS ISIS WHO WAS FEMININE GODESESS OF FERTILITY! SHE WAS ONCE CALLED "LISA"

AMON L'ISA

RATHER JUMBLE IT UP AS MONA LISA AND THAT IS THE REASON OF HER SECRET SMILE

MONA LISA SHIT!!!!

--------> SOURCE-------->DA VINCI CODE by dan brown

THIS MIGHT INTEREST U OR NOT BUT I FELT LIKE SHARING IT!!

Tight Skirt

2005-06-27T08:54:00.000-07:00

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Indian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Indian smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my PANT ZIP! three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

GONE ALREADY

2005-06-25T07:24:00.000-07:00

Somewhat hesitant in the loving

and too damn eager to slam out

walk jauntily into the blue sky of anonymity

beyond the incessant lullabies of pounding feet

no pattering that but

hard crashing of clogs barreling down narrow wooden hallways

screams of orgasmic delight next door

smells of the fetid meat market too long lingering and shifting

shadows

perched on a couch checkered with ejaculatory emissions and pizza smoking

your gray eyes already traveling I 80 in escape

ANOTHER POEM BY SIMISCA,MANCHALI

2005-06-24T11:17:00.000-07:00

There are things that i want to say
i can never get MYSELF READY
THESE WORDS MEAN A LOT TO ME
BUT THE THING IS, ONLY ME
THEY MIGHT NOT MEAN NYTHING
TO SOME ONE ELSE
IM TOO AFRAID TO TALK,
ABOUT THE FEELINGS WHICH I HAVE,
COVERED LONG SINCE.
THEY ARE BURIED DEEP INSIDE,
AND THEY MUST BE ALL DUSTY.
IT HAS BEEN YEARS.
I WANT THEM TO COME OUT,
BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW HOS STRONGLY I FEEL.
IF ITS RIGHT OR RONG.
I MUST SAY THEM SUM DAY
OR ELSE SOME PPL MIGHT NEVA KNW
WHAT I FELT AND WEN I FELT
THERE ARE FEELING OF LOVE, BETRAYAL, LOSS, FRDSHIP, INFATUATION
I HAVE EXPERIENCED IT ALL
ITS NT THT IM DYING
BUT I NEED TO SAY THOSE THINGS BEFORE MY LIFE ENDS
END IS WHAT I FEAR
THOSE FEELINGS MIGHT ALSO END
IF GIVEN THE PROPER VENT.
SOME OF THM ARE SORROFULL, OTHERS ARE HAPPY
BUT I DONT WANT THM TO GO
THEY ARE DA ONLY REMAINS I HV
OF MY PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD
THE GLOOMY RUINS ARE STILL BEAUTIFUL AND CHERISHED
ITS A MEMORY I ALWAYS WANT TO HV
I HV LEFT PPL BEHIND
BUT THE MEMORIES ARE STILL WID ME
I WISH I COULD TALK ABT MAH FEELINGS
AND END THE MISUNDERSTANDINGS
OR CLEAR THE ERRORS I DID
OR GET MY SWEETHEART BACK

-----------------SIMISCA,MANCHALI

I AM A SINNER

2005-06-24T10:37:00.000-07:00

THIS IS A POEM BY MY FRIEND ON IT ----->MANCHALI , SIMISCA SO ALL COMENTS ARE FOR HER SHE NEVER TOLD SHE HAD A HIDDEN TALENT BUT SHE ROCKZZZZ

I WENT TO THE DOOR OF THE ROOM,IT WAS BROWN AND GLOOMY.
MY FACE WAS NOT BLOOMING BUT THE FLOWERS WERE NEVERTHELESS .
I KNOCKED AND PAUSED,
BUT NO ANGER IT CAUSED.
I WAS AS CALM AS CALM COULD BE,
I KNEW THIS FIGURE STANDING NEAR THE DOOR COULD NOT BE ME.
SUDDENLY TWO PEOPLE CAME OUT, THEY HAD HALO,
NOW MY HEART FELT SHALLOW.
I WAS TAKEN INSIDE AS F I WAS AN OFFENDER,
I WAS GIVEN TO A HOLY MESSE
I WAS GIVEN TO A HOLY MESSENGER.
HE ASKED ME"WHAT WRONG YOU HAD DONE?"
I ANSWERED BLANKY SAYING "NONE".
HE REPATED AND SO DID I,
HE THOUGHT I WAS TELLING A LIE.
BUT I WAS NOT,
MY TRUTH WAS CLEAR TO ME LIKE A GUN SHOT
hE TOOK OUT A BOOK,
AND GAVE ME A SHARP LOOK.
I TOOK THE BOOK FROM HIM AND BEAGN READING,
AND MY HEART BEAT WAS SPEEDING.
ALL THE ACCOUNT WAS IN THERE,
SINS WERE WRITTEN ON THE PAGE, EVRYWHERE.
OH MY GOOD LORD, I SCREAMED,
AND WOKE UP FROM MY DREAM.

----------------------------------------------------->by MAnchali,simIsca

WHERE CAN IT BE?

2005-06-23T05:10:00.000-07:00

Pleasing tonight with Vegas lights aglow

candles lit for pleasures untold

and wine uncorked

breathing the night air

slipping into reverie

rocking alone and thoughts tossing

as a boat in storm riddled seas

catching the waves and riding them out

wind whistling

haunting melodies

Love...listen to songs of the midnight

hear the singing be one with me

as together we listen and wonder and long

for anything that can BE something MUST matter

something CAN make a difference

if only the wind would blow and sing in the trees

and the melody would just be

for you and me...

strain so hard to hear

perspiration wets the brow

for that one....sweetness

that some...thing special

where?

despair can make the head hang so low

touching the earth and bending down

a sapling willow

whisps can satisfy only temporary longings

hefty must the REAL fullfullment be

for the lasting

for you and for me

yearning for eternity.........!

MAY IT BE

2005-06-22T07:56:00.000-07:00

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE BEST

May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
May it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh! How far you are from home
Mornie utúlie (darknesss has come)
Believe and you will find your way
Mornie alantie (darknesss has fallen)
A promise lives within you now
May it be the shadows call
Will fly away
May it be your journey on
To light the day
When the night is overcome
You may rise to find the sun
Mornie utúlie (darknesss has come)
Believe and you will find your way
Mornie alantie (darknesss has fallen)
A promise lives within you now

A promise lives within you now!!!!!!!!

SHE DIED QUIXOTIC

2005-06-21T10:03:00.000-07:00

SHE DIED QUIXOTIC
She wanted only the brightness of chandeliers to welcome her home
Not the thick dark molasses shadows that greeted and held her fast
Caught up in sticky claws reminding

no one is here for you
you are alone

Struggling seemed too difficult
Better to lie still under a thick blanket of longing and loss
Morose with the weight of doom swathing a black path across her dying heart
Give in and let flames consume her shriveled soul
She would never know the mystique of her demise
Would be nothing more than a sad glance in the morning paper
"Ahh perhaps she had a terminal illness" some would say,
Explaining her early departure from this kink they liked to call life,
As they read the obits, and tossed down black coffee, kissed the wives
Sped down highways to upper class offices,
Had affairs with the deciduous secretary of choice on long lunches,
Came home late to supper to spend 15 minutes bonding with the 2.5 kids
They had planted deep in the belly of the high school homecoming sweetheart
Who exonerated her husband at her monthly woman's club meetings with all the members approval
Because: He provides so well and actually who needs all that sex anyhow...really it just frees one up!

She would never know that her dreams were just on the edge of a neon horizon
Preparing for birth

A POEM FOR NAINA WHO LIVES HAPPILY WTH HER CHUBBY HUBBY!

2005-06-20T05:36:00.000-07:00

I DREAM ABOUT DARKNESS , I AM BLESSED WITH SUNSHINE!

SEASON ON EARTH COME AND THEY PART!

HAPPINESS ARRIVES AND SADNESS DEPART!

TIMES I THOUGHT I LOST THE BATTLE OF LIFE,

I HAD NO HOPE , WILL ! NOTHING FOR ME TO SUFFICE

BUT I STILL DREAM ABOUT THE HOLY WATER THAT BLESSES THE PHASE OF EARTH!

JUST LIKE A FEW DROPS THAT PRECIPITATE AND QUENCHES THE THIRST OF DESERT

LIFE IS FULL OF TEARS, PAIN AND THORNS!

BUT U MADE ME LEARN THE MEANING OF HAPPINESS AND JOY MAKES THE DAY DAWN!

GOD HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES

BUT YOU HELPED ME MOST OF THE TIMES TO BE APPARENTLY MYSELF!

I WAS DYING BEFORE AND TO THIS DAY I CAN DIE IN PEACE

JUST ONE WISH FOR U TO DWELL A SWEET SMILE

WHAT SEEMED TO BE ETERNITY WAS A MINUTE GONE IN A WHILE

YOU BLOSSOM WITH THE PERFUME OF LOVE,AFFECTION AND CARE

THE AROMA AROUND YOU IS FILLED WITH HEAVENLY ANGELIC GLARE

THE LINT THAT MADE FIRE BURNT WITH BILLIONS OF FLARE

LOVE MAKES THING POSSIBLE WITH ITS ULTIMATE SHARE

THE SHARE , THAT IS SHARED BY ME AND YOU!

I QUESTION MYSELF WHY ARE YOU SO SWEET

JUST YOU SHOWER LOVE AND AFFECTION AND SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET!

THERE WERE NO MEANS I WOULD WRITE A POEM

IF IT WASNT FOR YOU WHO MADE ME SCRATCH MY BOTTOM

THE BOTTOM REFERS TO THE BOTTOM OF HEART

AS LITTLE FLOWERS, WHICH ALL THE FROSTY NIGHTHUNG PINCHED AND DROOPING,
LIFT THEIR STALKS AND FANTHEIR BLOSSOMS OUT,

TOUCHED BY THE WARM WHITE LIGHT,

SO DID MY FAINTING POWERS; AND THEREWITH RAN SUCH GOOD,

STRONG COURAGE ROUND ABOUT MY HEAR

THAT I SPOKE BOLDLY OUT LIKE A FREE MAN:

"O BLESSED SHE THAT STOOPED TO TAKE MY PART!
O COURTEOUS THOU , TO OBEY HER TRUE-DICERNING SPEECH,
AND THUS PROMPTLY TO MY RESCUE START!"

AS FLOWERS BENT AND SHRUNKEN BY NIGHT AT DAWN

UNFOLD AND STRAIGHTEN ON THEIR STEMS, TO WAKE

BRIGHTENED BY SUNLIGHT , SO I GREW STRONG AGAIN --

GOOD COURAGE COURSING THROUGH MY HEART , I SPOKE

LIKE ONE SET FREE : "how full of true compassion"

WAS SHE WHO HELPED ME, HOW COURTEOUS AND QUICK

WERE YOU TO FOLLOW HER BIFFIN -- AND YOUR NARRATION

HAS RESTORED MY SPIRIT..."

BODY SWITCH!

2005-06-20T04:14:00.000-07:00

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love that he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

A RAUNCHY NAUGHTY POEM

2005-06-19T11:40:00.000-07:00

She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!

INSULTING INSULTS --->PUTS DOWN AND CRITICISM (courtesy of corsinet.com)

2005-06-19T09:12:00.000-07:00

HAVE PATIENCE AND IF U DONT HAVE CHUNK OF IT DONT READ THIS

A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Alone: In bad company.
And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Are you brain-dead?
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~
As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Converse with any plankton lately?
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Do you want do die stupid?
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Go fart peas at the moon !!
Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
Has the IQ of lint.
Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
He can open his mail with that nose!
He can think without moving his lips!
He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. --From "Steel Magnolias"
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!
He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance.
He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.
He is so short his hair smell like feet
He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
He's just visiting this planet.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
He's so dense that light bends around him.
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
He's the first in his family born without a tail.
He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.
He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.
Hey, act your age -- senile!
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.
His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.
His suitcase doesn't have a handle.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
I certainly hope you are sterile.
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
I heard that your brother was an only child.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
I will defend to your death my right to my opinion.
I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?
I worship the ground that awaits you.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.
I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!
I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!
I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.
I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd like to leave you with one thought ... but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.
I'd slap you senseless ... but I can't spare three seconds!
If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.
If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.
If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
Moonlight becomes you - total darkness even more!
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.
People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!
She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.
She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
She was another one of his near Mrs.
She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.
She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.
So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
Talk is cheap, but so are you.
That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!
The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
The going got weird and he turned pro.
The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
There are only two things I dislike about her - her face.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!
They say that travel broadens one. You must have been around the world.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.
They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"
This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
What color is the sky in your world?
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
What's the latest dope - besides you?
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
When you feel terrific, notify your face.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
With a mind like yours, who needs a body?
Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.
Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.
You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
You are no longer beneath my contempt.
You are not as bad as people say - you are worse!
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car
You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
You could throw her in the river and skim ugly for two days.
You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.
You grow on people - like a wart!
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
You have a speech impediment ... your foot.
You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
You liked your first chin so much, you added two more.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.
Your family tree is good but you are the sap.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night.
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
You're so small, you pose for trophies.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

ONE LOVE

2005-06-18T05:22:00.000-07:00

One Love

As you stray your hands

All the way through my light hair

One simple touch of your hand

Makes my body shiver everywhere.

The way you hold me so closely

Into the deep, starry, black sky

With each touch of your hands

Makes my body feel free to fly.

Looking a little bit deeper

You see the shade of my eyes

You know all of my fears

You know how many times I have cried.

It all seems perfect

But it's not as good as it seems

I can't have her ever because

This love was only a dream.

A NIGHTMARE

2005-06-17T09:10:00.000-07:00

TALK ABOUT DREAMS BUT I AM A NIGHTMARE LOVIN GUY
THIS IS ONE I DREAMT ABOUT 2 YRS AGO ITS SIMPLE NO FLOWERY LINGO USED JUST TELL ME HOWZ IT HERE IT GOES!!!!!!!!ITZ FUNNY AND VAGUE BUT.......LOL

I WENT FOR A SURVEY TO A GRAVEYARD NEAR MY HOUSE AND AFTER FEW MOMENTS MY HOUSE WAS COVERED WITH VINES, THERE WERE SANKES ALL OVER AND ZOMBIES , FLESH EATING MORONS EVERYWHERE. THEY SCRATCHED AND ATE MY FLESH I DIED. BUT DUNNO WAS REBORN AND APPEARED OUT OF MY DOOR. MY FAMILY DIED THERE WAS NOONE LEFT. I FOUND A FLAMETHROWER AND KICKED THE ZOMBIE'S SORRY BUTTZ.THEN I WAS CAUGHT BETWEEN THE VINES AND THEY WERE POISONOUS THE SANKES TOXICATED ME TO DEATH. I WAS RESURRECTED AGAIN(IT CAN HAPPEN IN DREAMS)AND ONE DAY WENT AWAY I WAS THINKING OF A WAY TO STOP THE MENACE BUT TO NO AVAIL. THEN I WENT TO MY BALCONY AND THERE WAS A GIRL DANCING AT THE GROUND FLOOR. I SCOLDED HER FROM WHERE IN THE BLAZING HELL DID U GET THE PERMISSON TO COME HERE AND SHE WAS ARROGANT AND I SLAPPED HER....AFTER THAT I FOUND A TIME MACHINE WENT IN THE FUTURE AND SAW EVERYTHING IN RUINS. I MET AN OLD MAN HE SOUNDED FAMILIAR AND i ASKED HIM WHAT IS GOING ON HE TOLD ME THAT UNDEAD CREATURES CAUSED HAVOC WTH THE HEAVENLY HELLFIRE EVERYWHERE SO HE GAVE ME A WEAPON AND SAID TO USE IT AGAINST THE DEMON
"go to the past and kill that moron",He said in the future he is at heights of his evil powers'
I BELIEVED IN WAT HE SAID AND FOUND THAT THE OLD MAN WAS MYSELF IN THE FUTURE
I TOOK THE TIME MACHINE AND WENT IN THE PAST! IT WAS SO GOOD ALL GREEN AND LUSHY PLAINS BUT SUDDENLY THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE AND THE TECTONIC PLATES SHATTERED TO THE WOES. A HUGE CASTEL POPPED OUT OUTTA THE GROUND AND WITH THE MARK OF THAT EVIL MORONIC NIMROD..I FOUGHT WITH THE GUARDIANS OF DESTRUCTION AND OTHER ENEMIES...WITH TOO MUCH DIFFICULTY SNEAKED IN THE CASTLE AND WAS SPYING ON THE EVIL GOD "UNHUMANE NAZKOOL". HE WAS PLANNING A COUP AT EARTH TO CAUSE DESTRUCTION, SUFFERING AND PAIN...... I COULDNT BEAR IT! I CONFRONTED HIM AND CHALLANGED HIM FOR A ROUND OF MOCKERY FIGHT.. OFCUZ IN THAT I WON!GAVE THE DEVIL A GOOD TIME INSULTING HIM...HE WAS REALLY PISSED OFF AND HE CHALLENGED ME TO A ROUND OF SWORD FIGHT...HELL I AM NO PRINCE OR A SWORDMASTER SO ULTIMATELY I WAS DROWNED IN MY PRIDE AND I LOST. I WAS ALL BATTERED WEAK BUT THE ONLY THING LEFT IN ME WAS "WILL".HE SENT HIS MINIONS AGAINST ME THE EVIL ICE PRINCESS BUT I USED MY SOPHISTICATED FLAME THROWER AGAINST HER AND SHE DIED INSTANTLY(RATHER MELTED)..I WENT AFTER THE DEVIL FOUND HIM. HE SAID "fool u are no match for me U cant beat me, U cant stop me, Drown in the pool of ur own blood and taste the agony that is dancing on ur lips"
I LAUGHED AND TOLD HIM "is that the Quiver of agony and fear i see on ur rotten lips, i will swing my sword for the final time like a sheesh kabab around your neck".HE SAID "I got muscle in places noone has ever heard of", I REPLIED" Too bad none of them is in your arms", He SAID "I AM ALMIGHTY MY POWER HAS NO HEIGHTS EVEN MY 190 YR GRANDMOTHER CAN DEFEAT YOU" I rePLIED " But i think me and your grandmother have better bladder control than you", HE SAID "For the first time in my life i have seen a creature so ugly", I REPLIED " I am afraid you never had a gaze on your corpsy Wife"...............THIS WENT ON
.. HE WAS SO ANGRY HE TOOK OUT HIS EVIL SABRE TRIED TO SLICE ME BUT I DODGED, I TOOK OUT THE HOLY SWORD AND STABBED HIM...I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD BUT HE TOOK A HIDEOUS FORM OF A DISGUSTING CREATURE AND THRASHED ME. I LOST HOLD OF THE SWORD AND IT SLIPPED OUTTA MY HANDS....I WAITED FOR DEATH AS DARKNESS CAME WITH ALL ITS MIGHT INTO MY EYES.........I LOST ALL HOPE AND HE THREW ME ON GROUND THINKING I WAS DEAD....I WAS NEARLY LIFELESS BUT I MANAGED TO REACH FOR THE SWORD BUT..........HE NOTICED ME
IT ALL HAPPENED IN A LIGHTENING FLASH AND I COULD SEE BLOOD EVERYWHERE .I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THE CREATURE WAS DEAD BUT LATER REALIZED THAT I BATHE IN MY OWN BLOOD........JUST NOW I AM LIFELESS WAITING FOR SOMEONEZ HELP THOUGH I KNOW NOONE WILL COME, I FAILED IN MY DUTY AND YET PROMISED MYSELF TO DEFEAT THE FOE, FOR NOW I AM JUST WAITING FOR THE SLEEP POWDER OF DEATH TO MAKE ME DROWSY AND TO TAKE My SOUL TO HELL/HEAVEN................................................................................................ WELL EVERYTHING DOESNT GO WITH AN EPILOGUE OF HAPPY ENDINGS AND ESPECIALLY THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SALINE

2005-06-16T12:22:00.000-07:00

SALINE

Cast off from the dock of reality
into the sea of abandon.
Past the vast alluvial pains of oncore,
no anchor.
"Anchor, anchor!" I scream.
Pitch and roll.
Hee, hee, and yaw.
Fine loud slaps of the wind.
Rudder askew.
A wake. Awake. A wake.
Seaweek slick.
Vast kelpbeds slither across the ceiling.
Surrounded, tugged, drowningthen back to the surface.
Hee and yaw.

It has been many years
since I have been to sea,
and still I dream of heading out to feel
the great saline solution.

The Child In her

2005-06-16T12:10:00.000-07:00

The Child In Her

I loved the child in her

so innocent and sweet

The mischief in her eyes

the blush upon her cheek

The tender way she spoke

that showed me that she cared

The touch of her warm hand

that gently touched my hair

The smiles that we shared

that filled my life with glee

For when I was with her

I found the child in me

GOD's Gift

2005-06-16T06:17:00.000-07:00

darn me another !creepy poem(Ewww...Gross)but nywyz its worth a watch so wat r u waitin for just take a gaze and dont curse or abuse me for this unworthy haze

God's Gift

He never wields a razor never bothers with foam or hot towels,

his 'tache is disguising a weak upper lipand his beards hiding pimples and jowls.

His stomach is grossly distended tho' he can just about see his feet,

he balances mirrors upon his toes to admire his 'three piece suite'.

He thinks he's 'Gods gift' to women who're begging to be fondled and kissed, needless to mention,

to want his attentionyou'd have to be 'Brahms and Liszt'.

He enjoys sneaking up on women who are bending to reach the low shelves,

the lucky ones hear him coming and automatically brace themselves.

It's not heavy breathing that alerts his prey nor the sound of his feet as they land,

it's his excited heart audibly beating like the bass of a 'heavy rock' band.

This bloke seems obsessed with Viagra I think his libido is low,

but he must remember, both he and his members are approaching the 'Big Five'O'.

He's started to ridicule women one was nude, on all 4's on his mat

when he told his dog, "Prince, if you don't eat your mince,you're gonna look just like that.

He's offered girls lifts home from parties suggesting 'a bit of the other',

but most decline, they'd rather spend timewith Norman Bates .. and his 'mother'.

A GUY'S JOB

2005-06-16T06:11:00.000-07:00

hehe no offence just sheer amusement nthng else

A Guy's Job

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destinstion,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

A poem just an attempt

2005-06-15T10:43:00.000-07:00

Twenty-Six

Twenty-six is undeterred by being.

Whatever is will soon be merely was.

Each moment is a fluid shaped by will,

Neither moving on nor standing still,

Tide against the rock of what one does,

Yielding to the substance of one's seeing.
Such speculation one might well find freeing,

Images of time that hope instill,

Xeroxes of self as uncaused cause.

PROLOGUE

2005-06-14T09:48:00.000-07:00

Once Upon a time in LalaLand............And they lived happily ever after
This is how stories, fictions and plots are made and they end up like this!
However Life has a different phase it doesnt lead to such sweet snazzy Endings

Life is tough Hell I am tough and Should be
Mebbe these days am Pretty Jobless so thought why not to do something creative which others can appreciate if i am worthy of appreciation and am sure i am!

Live and Let Live tat mite be the motto but today Live and KILL OTHERS tatz the catch

Through This Blog I will try to Express my views Wat i think and wat u think , u are most welcome to post ur Comments may it be in favour or against

Enough Blabbering lemme tell You bout myself

Am Vipul , 19, From Delhi, INDIA
I am a very creative person master in my own ways
Maybe sometimes a dreamer I like people who arent pakao(For Hellz Sake who like those goofed up freaks)
One thing for sure mez a kewl dude and i like this circulation of cold A/C air around my head to keep muhself kewl or if someone messes hez in real deepshit( uff no swarein lol...)

Nywyz i like to Communicate with people make friends be in get together
Maybe am a bit Metrosexual hehehe who isnt these days nywyz

TATZ ALL FOLKS THERE ISNT ANYMORE (about me)

The blog keeps going on and on and On....................

AND YO I THINK THE BLOG'S NAME IS DAMN SEXY NYWYZ ! Watsay You!
Sparkle ur life with glitters of gold and heavenly pleasures(XXX hehe) The rainbows of colours that give a new hope in life the light of New Hope to excel and to fulfil our Desires(........)

heh and sure Life is Spicey full of hot THINGS(Refer em to things eh?Chics?lol)
Sure Spice ur life Spice urself

I ROCK AND SO DO U

VIPUL OVER AND OUT !!!