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WARNING
This post contains hardcore and explicit contents. Parental advise is being formulated, So enter at your own risk and ZOON please dont start having fantasies...................
Yesh i was reading yesterday's newspaper and i came across a guy who found Condom in Pepsi Bottle.......... and i was like WHAT THE ~!@#$
He lodged a complain in consumer court and guess what!
The court won the case and got 1 lakh as the winning compensation
That Guy got Rs. 20,000/- for swallowing that condom i guess he will die of AIDS.........
Anyways WHAT THE HELL??
Where did it come from?
My instant thought was
umm mebbe that pepsi TV advertisment in which shahrukh opens his mouth wen Kareena and Priyanka Puts a straw in his mouth for a connection of PEpsi to be established!
I guess something is fishy and its related to it.
Am so glad that i survive for my thirst and rely on Mt. Dew.
Or bloody i might be going to the doc Impregnated with a bloody Condom!!
So guys and gal!
Drink Water
Drink Beer
Drink Whiskey
Drink wine
Drink Tequila
Drink Vodka
Drink Rum
Drink Cocktails and Mocktails
BUT HELL DONT DRINK PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont want any of my friends to be a victim of this shit and yesh i dont want nyone to come to me with their wierd stories regarding a Condom in their tummy!!!
Okie so i did relate something that i found on the net with this topic!
What if products had their own condoms???
DESI-CONDOMS
1.. Mirinda Condom - Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
2.. MRF Condom - Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
3.. MOOV Condom - Ah Se Ahaa Tak
4.. Dunlop Condoms - Extra wide Extra Grip
5.. Gadgil Condoms - Environmental friendly, reusable.
6.. Hero Honda Condom - Fill it shut it forget it.
7.. LUX Condoms - Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
8.. BAJAJ Condoms - Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
9.. VIDEOCON Condoms - Bring Home The Leader
10.. ONIDA Condoms - Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
11.. PEPSI Condoms - Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ....AAAHA
12.. COCA-COLA Condoms - Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only COCA-COLA.
13.. ARIEL Condoms - Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
14.. ROTOMAC Condoms - Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
15.. AMUL Condom - A Gift For Someone You Love
16.. SIEMENS Condoms - Communication Unlimited
17.. VISA Condoms - Go Get It
18.. BAGPIPER Condoms - Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Bayethenge Teenyaar, Mai, Aap Aur BAGPIPER Condom
19.. POLO Condoms - A Condom With A Hole
20.. NOKIA Condom - Connecting People
21.. PRESTIGE COOKER Condom - Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
22.. WILLS Condom - Official Sponser For Indian Cricket Team
23.. RIN Condom - Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise
24.. COLGATE Condom : Yahi hai hamara suraksha chakra
VIDESHI CONDOMS
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended
Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.
Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
VW Condoms: Drivers wanted
BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.
YEAH ITS TOO OBVIOUS THAT MY EXAMS ARE OVER !
THATS JUST PRACTICALS AND THEY ARE AS GOOD AS SAND GRAINS SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD!!
ps:- If you think this post was disgusting, it doesnt matter cuz i did put across a warning and the rest was upto you!!!
posted by Vipul | 3:31 AM
25 Comments:
WB Wandy! :)
**20.. NOKIA Condom - Connecting People
LOL that was a good one!
I read abt thi s condom story in some other blog too and in a newspaper here as well. How can such a thing happen? That's my Q.
Keshi.
ROTFL!!! This was awesome! :D
3.. MOOV Condom - Ah Se Ahaa Tak
HAHAHAHA! How perfectly suitable! :P
I liked that KFC, finger-licking good thing too. :P
Hehe...funny post.
bahh! Ya u told me abt it ysday! how disgusting man ... i dunno how wud i react to such a situation ... !
btw ... if tht guy came to know tht it was a condom .. why did he swallow it at all??
wow pepsi new add got srk, kareena and priyanka????
how funny the company logos match so much!
Hahaha...i never knew this incident which has taken place:p A perfect post-exam post:p
lol omg tht was so funny!!!!
arey forget pepsi...my frnd found one in a TROPICANA CARTON!!!!!!!!!! ive stopped drinkin em ever since
YUCKKKK!!!!!!!!
@ Keshi:- thanks:) lol
Dunno how it happened i mean! that was the last thing one can expect and that too in a thing thats consumed by zillions!!
@Gal:-Yesh!!:D
@Cheezu:-haan re it came in news
and yup if u wouldve been still in india u wouldve been lucky enuf to see that idiotic ad!
PEPSI PEETE WAQT TV DEKHO TO PEPSI TV wat a waste!
@d4u:- Eggactly today i gave my exam and this thing was revolving in mah mind ! And am lucky i din write it in my exam! jeez!!
@ MISSILE:- OYEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT UR PICS OKIE!!!!!! lol tropicana! nahi i like real!!! lol guess condoms are so cheap that companies are thinking of distributing it for free!
@Will powers:- THanks! and thanks for dropping by:)
Hey wandoo thanks for b'day greetings.
and LOL @ this condom thingie.
I was like oh my ! dont they have completely automated bottling plant ! how can a condom make its way into it. Looked absurd at first thought.
May be the bottles too have their world. Male bottle n female bottle :D. Their shapes are pretty appealing too.
Mich talks @ condom in Tropicana !
so cold drinks r out n so r fruit juices.
I think u r right, only the unadulterated water/beer/whisky/wine/rum/vodka n the likes should be used to pacify thirst :D
boo boo pepsi.
yuckk:(...i hadn't heard abt d pepsi thing...it's disgustin...
but the desi ... videshi stuff wz a lot fo fun...had me laughin here!..
gud to c bak!:)...
@vinci:-so how didja celebrate?Chicks and all eh?
lolzzz yup i too guess so the bottles had something steamy going on amongst themselves lol!!! SAY NO TO PEPSI
@ishi:- newspaper padha karo!! It came in TOI!!
tanx
omg I found out why it happened...apparently Pepsi have some rival Pepsi-fakers...and the rumor is that they have done this to tarnish the name of Pepsi.
Keshi.
maybe keshi but then why did PEPSI pay 1 lac as a fine???
lol but i cant imagine them doing something hideous as this!!!
The next time u buy a bottle it should go in for some X-ray tests or rather something that will detect the presence of condom or watnot in it!
mujhe toh is condom mein either videshi ya terrorist haath lagta hai....I mean haath nahi.. #$@#$@#$
errr....you got wht I meant na ??
shahrukh....hmmm....uska bhi ho sakta hai....you got a point wandy...
I've decided...abhi se if I eva think of having instant sex with some hot chick...and am not able to find condoms, I will get a pack of pepsi ke bottles....usme toh zaroor milega
Lol..... :):):)
lolzzzzzz @ Zoon but i hope u find a chick soon!!! stop pouncing on those stupid Androids!
**maybe keshi but then why did PEPSI pay 1 lac as a fine???
true...but what other option do they have!
Keshi.
~laughs~
Still ROTFL
:)
..Me
lolllllllllllll such a funny post... i too read abt this one... but how can u b so sure that such a thing wont happen wth mt dew?? ishhhh take care... me off soft drinks for a while :p
Last night I gulped down 7 bottles of sprite...in the hope that I get something inside that bottle....
Damn...tht was so F*king lame...now I cant feel ma intestine...and tummy too
:(:(
lolzzzzzzz Zoon by the way did u happen to gulp the 7 bottles too??
@keshi:-yesh u r rite
@ rose:- Thanx for droppin by!
@will:- sure will chek it!!
@mooooooooooooooooonie:-OYe so noe u have become hyper active!!
Nah it wont happ wth dew even if does its too tintish tat i can see if its a condom floatin inside the bottle!
and waise bhi
CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI
boy oh boy... now i understood ur comment on my blog
m happy mine didnt have tht thingie.. m leaving Pepsi for sure... even if Priyanka Chopra makes me suck .. Pepsi yaar
lol@zoons comment
nice post dude...lol..
and the foren brands were thoda above my head..dint know half the products in there :)
Best regards from NY! » » »
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