TAGGED BY CHUBBY oops CHEESY
The rules of the game are:
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.
Sex Target : FeMale
My Perfect Lover:
i)Should be pure by heart, snazzy and sweet in nature
(Though i hate the flies that will roam around the sweety)
ii)SHOULD BE ROMANTIC and this is one important ingredient of the recipie oops gal!!!
Am too romantic and expect the gal to be equally prefferably Over romantic!
iii)She should have a great sense of humor, but should act maturely and sensibly most of the times!!
iv)She should make her individual decisions and should respect hers as well as my decisions!
v) CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!! I got hots for cuties:P
vi)Someone who can bear my wierdness! I know this is so hard but u see, "try and try until u cry"
vii) I never expect too much from anyone neither myself, so she should expect too much from me either!
viii) She should be selective!
I mean selective in wearin clothes!
Bikinis, mini's, micromini's preffered!!
GUYS IGNORE THIS
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I am a single whoever is interested (GALS ONLY) should email me their pics give offliners or their messenger id, their contact no and should be smart in negotiations!!
No dowry, No give and take, No burials, No stakes!!
This is a risk free lifetime offer!
Offer closes when I get married!! So hurry dont lose a cutie, tats being available so easily!
This is a premium offer
Applicants sending muaaaaaaaaaahs and hugggggggggggggggs will be given preference!
Though they should understand that i am a punjabi, and i cant marry more than 1 gal at a time!
Gals interested in POST AND PRE MARITUAL AFFAIRS should contact at earliest as i will have to settle things so i can give time to gharwali or the baharwali (Note:-This can be implied as BAHARWALIS if the no. is more than 1)
WARNING:- Attitudes and egos will be shattered so handle with care!!
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DEVIL's FOLLOWERS-
Moonie
KESHI
Puneet
RAj
Divya
Ishita
SUga
Icey(if she comes bak)
Enjoi
posted by Vipul | 8:42 AM
22 Comments:
lol i'll be back!
aww lol u tagged me..goshh I've been tagged so much on this, Im definitely Keshi Taggyloma now :)
**Am too romantic and expect the gal to be equally prefferably Over romantic!
lol can u describe further what u mean by too romantic?
Im considering to apply for the role loll Im kidding :):)
ok so here I go:
SEX:Male (Im saying it for the 88th time I aint a les or a bi)
1.Handsome (cant kiss toads)
2.Witty (I love to laugh)
3.Smart (need Cranium to survive)
4.Independent (shouldnt be running ard mummy's saree)
5.Honest (cant stand liars)
6.Compasionate (no Bin Laden's cousins plz)
7.Love Machine (lol he better know what to do when n how...)
8.Down to Earth (hate egoistic, proud n dominating ppl)
Keshi.
lol vipul ye kaisa tag de diya...it's like...makinn me thinkkk n thinkkk...wen i'd rather be visiting blogs n havin a good laugh:-)...or matchin compatible ppl!!...:-)
I c u left the field open for married ppl to apply!....lolz...welll..hope u get sumone who fulfillss alll d points! i'd completely fall short on 4,5 6!!...ummm 7 too...mez always expectin a lot...esp. from what i'd want from an ideal lover...he he he...
@cheesy:- lol zokiez
@ KESHI:-lmao @ Keshi Taggyloma
Handsome Yes i am:p
Witty Its called heights of wittiness
Smart Cranium ROFL!
Independent
Moi not momma's pet:p
Honest I believe in transperancy
Compasionate Not a cousin but i trained ladin! for crashin in keshi's heart!!
Love Machine Am so glad u said that! Had it been someone else he/she wouldve said Sex Machine Bleah!!
Down to Earth
Am already buried inside! RIP wandu
lolzzz thanks for droppin by nice one!!
@ISHI:- lol sometimes in life u should use that brains of urs which is already rusted due to its rare use isnt it:p
Take ur time na
ohkkk..!
u should use that brains of urs which is already rusted due to its rare use isnt it
aisa kya??!!
got done wid d tag btw!
lolz k all da chics gotta move aside cuz i fit wandu's description perfectly :D
main aa rahi hoooonnnnnn
@ishi:-Lemme c
@mish:-rofl am all urs babes
lol.... can i apply??? :p... darn m sure u wouldnt want a 30 year ols woman for a gf :p... lol will do the tag later on... promise
lolz@muse
I said no age no bars
the real beauty lies in intention and a pure heart:)
So no application u have been already selected muaaaaaaaaaaah
Hi there,
Thanks for dopping by ma blog and leaving such a wonderful comment. :)
Hi Wanderer (Wand000nie),
first time here...
u r a smart guy !!!!
hmmmm.......wanted GHARWALI n BAHARWALI....
good going....may ur search ends earlier....
all d bst !!
keep writing n keep smiling :-)
hi Wanderer,
ur blog was completely diff when i last dropped by.
You too painted it black !!
all the best in ur quest.
*taggie fever everywhere*
*sigh*
@unvelings-Anytime :)Thanks to u for droppin by:)Ur presence bloomed this blog!
@Emotions- Thanks a lot hugzzzzzzz!
Thanks for droppin by:)lol and i knoe my search will end up soon!
@Vinci- Awwwwwwww hugggggggz long time no see!
Since the time u stopped updatin ur blog, it has been so long i visited it:)
Thanks for droppin by
Muaaaaaah love u all
Ps:-Hmmmmmmmm someone's still missin!!!!!! stares at the first commenter
dude! you got opne cool blog running here...as for ur girl..ahem i got nothing to say man..
peace
pradster
lol thanx pradster
Rofl indeed sometimes word fails to describe beauty:p
*smiles*
LOL @ CUTE CUTE CUTE!!
lol she needs to be exceptional to bear with ur weirdness! :P
chheeeeeeeee @ selective in wearing clothes!!!!
LOL wht a list!
Chubby = cheesy = me?
Why are u after my life ? lol .. alwez writing something or the other about me! :( :(
And btw mich and me both have discovered that u're cheating on us and u gotta pay for it!!!! x-(
Uff u gals!
I wrote it that marriage and post maritual affairs are allowed! huh now what and whom am i cheatin huh huh huh!
lol am after ur life cuz u are my sweet chubby gal
hey, first time on ur blog...
"am too romantic..."...and i thot they stopped makin them!!!...with that line..u'll have girls chasing u!! married and unmarried...
liked ur "guy's ignore this part":))
Forget the post dude..I enjoyed the header pic...
*droool*
Lemme get back to ma senses and then make a comment
*droool*
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!! I got hots for cuties
Hehehe...
Every guy has hot for cuties I believe...under normal condns I mean..
so she should expect too much from me eithe
Wht kinda expectations you talking about dude??
Hmmmm....
Lemme know if I can help out in something here ;)
I mean selective in wearin clothes!
Bikinis, mini's, micromini's preffered!
Ha
Haha
Hahahaha...
This was good one...
Shuold have been first na??
should email me their pics give offliners or their messenger id,
GALS if you are reading this comment of mine kindly send the pics in the desginer clothes explicitly mentinoed in point (viii)..rest I will take care of everything.
@yashita :-Heyyyyyyy thanks for droppin by lol i hope so the queue gets longer but i do have my concerns:p
@divya:-awwwwww where were u mished u
lol thanks:)
@zoonie:-i think ur interests and my interests, they match isnt it! lol so we aint gonna get entangled in any love triangles or quadrilaterals:p
Rofl i will send u the pics for sure lemme get em first na
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