STARS OR ASSHOLES?

Its usually a person's dream to achieve the heights of the cloud and to keep on rotating around planet earth without falling on the ground! Wonders do happen and What we think, or what it appears isnt the way it is actually! People have expertised in the art of masking themselves! The Mask of Truth was thrown ages ago by some men of wisdom and then came the mask of Lies,Bluff,lust,sex and BULLSHIT! Though we find the shit of the holy Bull everywhere, just as we find barking dogs wagging their tails or mebbe some sufferin with rabies Enuf! I know you dint get a nugget of what i am saying! So anyways let me come to the point!! Its so common that what we see on the magical screen of Television or Cinema isnt for real! And Holy Satan people do give a self explainatory proof that they have got the most colorful ass in the world that has been whipped red by themselves! As i am doing my internship in a (*****)5 star Fukin Hotel, I do come across many such asswhipped Assholes! Here is an example and u mite just know these people!
NAME:-juggy D
Juggy D is one of the hottest up & coming Panjabi singers in the UK
Juggy has a list of credits to die for. After starting out guesting on Rishi Rich's first album, Juggy has featured on tracks by Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, Craig David, Mary J Blige and Timbaland. He recently featured on the huge hit "Hum Tum (U and I)", the first ever non-Bollywood track to feature in a major Bollywood movie. In addition to his music, Juggy co-presents weekly The Rishi Rich Project radio show on London's Kiss 100.


BULLSHIT

Lol, Fuckin Faggot of First Order! He is a major pain in the A$$
He made so much chaos during his stay and when i went to his room, he was drunk as a stone!
Later he asked me, Serve a Girl to me
Eventually, i was astounded..........Am i in the right room is he a Singer?
Then i Replied "Sir this is a 5 star hotel not a bloody brothel. We do not provide prostitutes and whores in here. If you are dying to fuck someone go to a pub, or if u arent satisfied just call the reception and ask them for further assistance as i aint no Pimp!", I Banged the door and ran away from there!
Later i had a funny feeling that i will , for sure get screwed by someone
I told all this to the manager and he was so astonished "Wandu, Did u really say all that to him??? Ok Dont tell this to anyone!! good one!!!!"

Crappoda!

Presenting Another hoodlum

NAME:- Rishi Rich

Rishi was born and brought up in London (Cheese??) , learning to play classical Indian instruments as a young child. He worked with various high profiled artists and is one famous hunk in UK!

The critically acclaimed debut Rishi Rich Project record “Dance With You (Nachna Tere Naal)” was released by Virgin Records in September 2003 and reached number 12 in the UK charts.

BULLSHIT

He is a bloody fucker and a dimwit!

I got a chance to talk to him and i realised soon that he is another brainless slime, that adds to an extra weight to this lovely planet !

First of all, HE is a gay!

If you wouldve happen to see the video of the famous song by BOMBAY ROCKERS, Teri to Teri ta hamesha Yaad satave, In the end of the video there is a bald Foreigner!

First, i saw him and he was like 6"5'(Zoonie SOmeobody did defeat u:p)

Rishi Rich and This guy entered the room and they never popped any shit for 2 days!

Get wat these guys are upto! When i went to their room, whilest they werent there, i found some wierd stains on the bed Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks Gay marriage is legalised in UK????I hope they do that and they will make a fine couple!

Yikes , I Dont want to be a NRI first of all
And i dont wanna be a celeb!

Wat do u ppl have to say on this?