WHICH WILL BE YOUR DRINK?

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WARNING
This post contains hardcore and explicit contents. Parental advise is being formulated, So enter at your own risk and ZOON please dont start having fantasies...................

Yesh i was reading yesterday's newspaper and i came across a guy who found Condom in Pepsi Bottle.......... and i was like WHAT THE ~!@#$
He lodged a complain in consumer court and guess what!
The court won the case and got 1 lakh as the winning compensation
That Guy got Rs. 20,000/- for swallowing that condom i guess he will die of AIDS.........
Anyways WHAT THE HELL??
Where did it come from?
My instant thought was
umm mebbe that pepsi TV advertisment in which shahrukh opens his mouth wen Kareena and Priyanka Puts a straw in his mouth for a connection of PEpsi to be established!
I guess something is fishy and its related to it.

Am so glad that i survive for my thirst and rely on Mt. Dew.
Or bloody i might be going to the doc Impregnated with a bloody Condom!!

So guys and gal!

Drink Water
Drink Beer
Drink Whiskey
Drink wine
Drink Tequila
Drink Vodka
Drink Rum
Drink Cocktails and Mocktails

BUT HELL DONT DRINK PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont want any of my friends to be a victim of this shit and yesh i dont want nyone to come to me with their wierd stories regarding a Condom in their tummy!!!

Okie so i did relate something that i found on the net with this topic!

What if products had their own condoms???

DESI-CONDOMS

1.. Mirinda Condom - Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
2.. MRF Condom - Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
3.. MOOV Condom - Ah Se Ahaa Tak
4.. Dunlop Condoms - Extra wide Extra Grip
5.. Gadgil Condoms - Environmental friendly, reusable.
6.. Hero Honda Condom - Fill it shut it forget it.
7.. LUX Condoms - Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
8.. BAJAJ Condoms - Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
9.. VIDEOCON Condoms - Bring Home The Leader
10.. ONIDA Condoms - Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
11.. PEPSI Condoms - Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ....AAAHA
12.. COCA-COLA Condoms - Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only COCA-COLA.
13.. ARIEL Condoms - Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
14.. ROTOMAC Condoms - Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
15.. AMUL Condom - A Gift For Someone You Love
16.. SIEMENS Condoms - Communication Unlimited
17.. VISA Condoms - Go Get It
18.. BAGPIPER Condoms - Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Bayethenge Teenyaar, Mai, Aap Aur BAGPIPER Condom
19.. POLO Condoms - A Condom With A Hole
20.. NOKIA Condom - Connecting People
21.. PRESTIGE COOKER Condom - Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
22.. WILLS Condom - Official Sponser For Indian Cricket Team
23.. RIN Condom - Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise
24.. COLGATE Condom : Yahi hai hamara suraksha chakra


VIDESHI CONDOMS

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended
Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.
Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
VW Condoms: Drivers wanted
BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.

YEAH ITS TOO OBVIOUS THAT MY EXAMS ARE OVER !
THATS JUST PRACTICALS AND THEY ARE AS GOOD AS SAND GRAINS SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD!!

ps:- If you think this post was disgusting, it doesnt matter cuz i did put across a warning and the rest was upto you!!!

BREAK

YA YA ISNT IT QUIT OBVIOUS NOW FROM THE TOPIC OF THIS POST REGARDING MY MUCH NEEDED BREAK!

MY BLOODY EGG SHAMS ARE FROM 17 ie., FRM MONDAY TILL DUNNO UPTILL WEN!
I THINK MAY OR SMTHNG!!
SOO I WILL BE SOON BACK (hopefully)

SO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL VIRTUAL PPL OUT THERE ENJOI LIFE AND THANKS FOR ALL UR TIME U SPENT OVER VISITING MY BLOG

CYA SOON!

HASTA LA VISTA BABY!

and


I WILL BE BACK!!


wanderer

Something Something

Okie, i stumbled upon something and wanted to show this something to you all! As you know human has different phases in their lives. May it be a phase of Lover, a Evil Doer or an ambuisher. So this something goes like this!:-

LOVELY(erotic) SIDE

SATANIC SIDE

ROBOTIC SIDE

PS:- I HAVE MISSED OUT VARIOUS NAMES…….. JUST TELL ME WHO WANTS TO KNOW THE MEANING OF THEIR NAMES AND I WILL POST IT ANYTIME!

KIDS ON LOVE

Kids on Love Reflections On The Nature Of Love "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -Greg, age 8 What Is The Proper Age To Get Married? "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -Judy, age 8 "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" -Tom, age 5 What Do Most People Do On A Date? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -Mike, age 10 When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -Jim, age 10 "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." -Kally, age 9 The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" -Lynette, age 9 "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -Kenny, age 7 Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -Jan, age 9 "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -Harlen, age 8 "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -Andrew, age 6 On What Falling In Love Is Like "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -Roger, age 9 "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -Leo, age 7 On The Role Of Good Looks In Love "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -Jeanne, age 8 "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -Gary, age 7 "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -Christine, age 9 Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." -Dave, age 8 "They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." -John, age 9 Confidential Opinions About Love "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." -Anita, age 6 "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -Bobby, age 8 "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -Regina, age 10 "Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." -Floyd, age 9 The Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -Ava, age 8 "Sensitivity don't hurt." -Robbie, age 8 Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -Del, age 6 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -Alonzo, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -Bart, age 9 "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." -Manuel, age 8 How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love? "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." -John, age 9 "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." -Brad, age 8 "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are... on fire." -Christine, age 9 "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." -Sarah, age 9 "See if the man has lipstick on his face." -Sandra, age 7 What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You" "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." -Michelle, age 9 "Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat." -Dick, age 7 How Do People In Love Typically Behave? "Mooshy... like puppy dogs... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." -Arnold, age 10 "All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit together in the dark." -Sherm, age 8 How A Person Learns To Kiss "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." -Doug, age 7 "It might help to watch soap operas all day." -Carin, age 9 "You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." -Julia, age 7 How Was Kissing Invented? "I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -Gina, age 8 When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it." -Jean, age 10 "When they're rich." -Pam, age 7 "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission." -Roger, age 6 How To Make Love Endure "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -Tom, age 7 "Don't forget your wife's name... That will mess up the love." -Roger, age 8 "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -Randy, age 8 "Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch." -Natalie, age 9 Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" -Arnold, age 10 "'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" -Larry, age 8 "'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" -Eddie, age 6 "'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'" -Bob, age 9 "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'" -Will, age 7

JOB APPLICATION

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy
submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in
Florida ... and they hired him because he was honest and funny!


NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock optionsand a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.


MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collectionof stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? : If I had one,would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? : Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:I think the more appropriatequestion here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of thePublishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumbsexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatestthing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETETO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.