STAR NEWS aka PORN NEWS

This post contains explicit material so should be read with your own concern
I take no liabilities for grudges against me whatsoever
Arzoon stop drooling over the images

It’s happened to every model. Heck, it’s even happened to Janet Jackson.

But wardrobe malfunction took on a new meaning at Lakme Fashion Week on Wednesday when walking down the ramp for designer Bennu Sehgall, model Carol Gracias’s halter-neck outfit came undone, and fell to her waist.
What got everyone buzzing was the professionalism with which Gracias handled the incident.
Her face betrayed her shock for a second, before she held the top back up, finished her walk, turned and left. When she appeared on the ramp later to model other outfits, the audience applauded.
“While we were doing the fittings, I had specifically asked Sehgall to tighten the strap of the halter neck, but when I wore it for the show, I realised it wasn’t done. My helper tried to use a pin, but the fabric was too thick and it didn’t go through,” Gracias said. “I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.”
Sehgall said it was an accident. “She dealt with it beautifully and finished my show. I’m obliged,” she said, adding that she had checked the garment after the show and nothing was wrong with it.
Model Bhawna Sharma blamed Sehgall. “We spend hours in fittings with designers before the show and they have all our measurements. After that, it’s the designer’s fault if a disaster like this happens,” she said.

I was watching star news and was totally dumbfounded! What is this for??
Lol! and i was trying to take a peek on the model , later i realized it was a girl!
It was like A STick WITH BOOBS
Rather i should say a STICK WITH MOSQUITOE BITES
Its rather offending that these people name such incidents as Accidents , rather they are all publicity Stunts done intentionally
They act like they knew nothing and try to be so innocent.... Such publicity freaks!!

In another News,

Just when we thought MMS clips became passé, a new one is already doing the rounds! Few days before the release of actress Mona Chopra's film 'Naughty Boy', it seems that someone has played really naughty with her and which is a "bad taste", as the actress puts it.
An MMS clip showing Mona undressing herself has been circulated all over. She herself is in a fix whether the woman in the video is really her or someone else? "I don't exactly know who the girl in the clip is. In fact, I undress myself so many times during shooting. Now, if someone secretly shot me in nude, it is seriously breach of my privacy. I do not want my undress scenes taking rounds in the country just before the release of my film," states Mona.
But, rumours mills suggest that this MMS clip is nothing more than a publicity stunt? Mona clears the air: "I find it very cheap but first I have to find out whether it is really me there in the MMS or someone else. I don not resort to these kinds of publicity stunts. It is seriously in a bad taste."

Asked if she has seen the MMS, she says, "I have been shown just a few shots of the video and it's difficult for me to make out everything in those few seconds. I am yet to see the full CD or the MMS to find out the truth."
The actress, who made her debut in TimePass, is completely puzzled and is still unsure about the woman in the clip. "It is quite possible that it is me, there in the MMS clip, but I cannot say anything for sure unless I get the details. And if it's me, I will take legal advice on the issue from my lawyer. I will take all actions to find out who has done it," she says.
"It's a rude shock to me. But I will not spare the culprits if it's me in the clip," concludes Mona.

And in actual the model commented that i have such shots in the movie but i wouldntve publicised it before its release

That happens when a hot movie comes up, They try to gain people's stare, money and applause by publishing or making MMS's via Nudity.

arent they sick?

Especially the models who agree to their bosses to uncover just for publicity

Jeez

Ps:- Arzoon if you are reading this please stop drooling

TAgGED!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dont ask me why did i post this pic!)

Ya Ya
I have been tagged by ishita

Here goes the tag! zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4

Ya ya here it goes

28.____________________________________________________

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

YES. I knew it!! I can do it!!
I am so elastic!

3. What is the last thing you watched on tv?

Models doing ramp walking on Fashion TV (FTV) yum yum!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

Jeez i think its 5:50 pm

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

WTF! I took out my mobile’s battery and I din set the time and all the clocks at my home aren’t working And u expect me to ANSWER THIS!?? Crap

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The gal in my neighbourhood bitching about her friend! Dog’s barking , in other words a GAL BARKIN!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Ya today itself! Went to the college duh and ended bunkin up!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

NOT THIS Tag Jeez!! ISHI WTF! Lol

9. What are you wearing?

Sweatshirt with Jeans, Am I looking hot?

10. Did you dream last night?

About Screwing my teachers cuz the next day was my day to college after so long!
Alas no teacher turned up
Guess they were afraid of me!

11. When did you last laugh?

Today wen we got a survey list in which we had to specify about our experience during our internship and I ended up filling the whole page And wrote at the end
WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT FOR !
IF U EVER SEND ME FOR INTERNSHIP TO THAT PLACE AGAIN I BET MY ASS AM GONNA SCREW UR ASS!

12. And the teacher ended up reading this and he too laughed along with me;)

What is on the walls of the room you are in?.
Paintings, clock, mirror, switchboard, chandelier jeez do I have to be so specific?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Myself! The question should be rephrased to WIERDEST

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Crap with a capital C guess whose creation is this?

15. What is the last film you saw?

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE! YAY!!

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I WILL GIVE BUSH A NOTE OR A TWO AND WILL TELL HIM THAT U CAN HAVE ALL THE MONEY JUST GET UR ASS SHAVED AND TRIM THAT FILTHY BUSH!
THEN HIDE IN SADAAM’S BEARD

17. Tell me something about you that i dunno.

What do u know?? How do I know about what u know????

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

DEMOLISH TAGS!

19. Do you like to dance?

I dance that all the time!

20. George bush.

Dint I say a few words of appraisals about him?
He is a filthy gay with lice in his bushes ! Dunno how he haz 2 daughters because he is a GAY GAY GAY!!! BLAST His ass WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

ANGELINA :p:p:d

Imagine yout first child is a boy, what do you call him?
MUNNABHAI

Would you ever consider living abroad?
I already have for goodness sake!

24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Why did u kill me? And anywyz if u did!! I am a atheist and am least interested in going to ur pearly gates or heaven please transfer me to hell cuz I want to rule it and feel the FIRE!!

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in their journal

Puhleez mad or wat
I don’t wanna torture anyone else So those who are interested may take the take otherwise Do u have so much time that u consider to waste it?EH!!

I LIE , I CHEAT, I STEAL

Viva la raza........
If you're not cheating you're not trying
I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I steal
Mamacita I got the passion that sat for long
Los Guerreros fall in love with the lacking term
One woman isn't enough amigo
siempre recojiendo mas mujeres por que somos latinos
I'm tougher than tough calling you buff cause
I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I steal
I don't care if you like me,
Everybody wants to fight me Hey,
oyelo claro I aint the one you want to meet no ay nada mas caliente
I'm too hot for you Latino heat,
I cant be weak coming from the streets at the ghetto
at the end of the week I get to keep your dinero
your fast asleep when I sneak in your casa
your life sucks when your bankrupt
and I laugh, trust me

I simply love these lyrics!
In today's world it means so much
When you expect you should be good, evil creeps behind you and Do you realize that being good can do it all for you?
Where there is Good there is Evil.
There is nothing such as good or evil rather all that exists is Power
And if u read my previous posts i talked about winning and winners and the way they adopt to win!
Rather this song is so true especially these days when weak people are mere grass feeding
But one aspect is, its often difficult to survive if you are human enough because you will have regular Guilt trips rather that will make you heavy hearted.

Lying for a good cause is considered to be golden but why does it turn black if used regularly?
If you can just Lie for one time doesnt it makes you an offender , regardless of the cause you did it for?

"The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.”

And as said by someone,

"A true friend stabs you in the front"

You might call another person a liar but do you think that you are too much holy or of a godly aura.

Later, people device anything to be just winner's , just winners................

Just one day someone will eradicate all lies all liars all stealth's all evil
But that one day will never arrive because evil creeps in the dirtiest , the deepest and the narrowest corners of this world!

or maybe it can be you?

ps:- I am bored!

Mwahahahaha

GOSH

Rofl, Life is so full of Reasons to laugh and Smile

Although these reasons may be scarce to arrive at ur doorsteps but once they do they can change ur moments and u can feel that u are on cloud 9 hehe:p

2day i got my TOEFL Score

And amazingly it was 247/300 i dunno how but thats the way it was!

lol and here is the Crap eassy i wrote which boosted my marks although i think the examiners must be pretty freaked out , as to why the did this but what the hell Thats the truth!!

Q.) Think of the most interesting class you have ever taken. Why did you enjoy this class so much? Use specific reasons and details to explain your answer.

ANS)

Enjoyment in life highly depends on the interest factor that sets up the stepping stones in someone's life.
Most of the people think that classes are generally boring but needless to say they can be made interesting if there is an element of recreation and interest in it.
Experiences can be good and bad , rather its very nostalgic to remember the good ones.
The most interesting class i have ever taken was when our teacher swapped their subjects.
I vividly remember it being a science class and the Sports teacher came to teach us though she had no idea as to what science actually is.
It started with a Question and Answer round when the first question was, "Who is invented Science?"
And we were rolling from uncontrollable laughter because one of us answered "YOU" as the answer. The teacher was dumbstruck at this response.
Later we spent the whole class making fun of the teacher.
It is so funny when i remember the times, as to when these teachers who were generally monsters for us tortured us so much that we were forced to remember the times of Dark ages, Slavery and Ruthlessness.
And now, we thought of how we were the actual rulers and we can imply the same misery to these teachers. Regardless to say we actually did that
"Vengeance is Sweet and Revenge is one planned motive."

This was what was in our mind. I remember as i mocked the teacher so much, that she was forced to call up my parents and i was depressed thinking of how they will screw me.
But in return everything went the opposite way.
It was fun as my parents screwed the teacher and rather she left the school a few days forth and we never saw her face again.

Sometimes, we regret so much what all we could’ve done to her in one whole year compared to what we did to her in just one go.
It isnt just at all because we suffered in installments throughout the year and the same shouldve been done with her.
But what has happened , has happened.
We finally got our little revenge and this was the most interesting class i ever took not because we enjoyed it , but it served our purpose.

Ps:-lol i kept it simple !

WHAT?

Okie i am certainly out of ideas as of now I got nothing to post but i got something to show ya Mebbe a lot amongst u mustve seen it but what the hell I can post some pictures for a topic's sake hehe:p


MSN SERVICE IN PUNJAB
SOMETHING IS FISHY?WHO IS THE REAL DAD???
THE POWER OF FART
DONT MIX OBESITY WITH DRIVING!

lol this NIKE one was the funniest for me!IF I WOULD'VE BEEN CLINTON!
THE UNDERGROUND AIRLINE SERVICES!

PUPPY POWER!!DEDICATION TOWARDS WORK BRINGS GOOD RESULTS

MR. YA MISS.


YA YA I KNOW THAT WAS DONE ALL IN VAIN BUT, AHEM I WILL COME WITH A FUNNY POST SOON!
TILL THEN
ERMM...... ROCK ON!!! :p

FINALLY!!!

Phew!
The time has come!!
I was waiting for this time, since so long
Not even Waiting but i was throbbed by the thorns of pain, agony and brutalism
But later or sooner it had to end
The time is now!
Your time is up my time is now! You cant see me my time is now
Its the franchise with the time in hand! You cant see me my time is now!
YES
TODAY I AM FUCKIN HAPPY!
This word literally lost it significance 5 months ago when my Happiness was screwed by the worm of "INTERNSHIP" but its over!
TODAY 11 th of March 2006 I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAY CUZ this has been written in blood red words in the dairy of my mind!!
What i lost i regained today
MY HAPPINESS!
Fiasca its party time!!!Yay!
And during this past 5 months ppl might be thinking i was working too hard yet i was hardly working
All the credit goes to my wits and my sharp tongue twisters
A bit of my presence of mindless mind!!
lol, I did made a hellya lotsa excuses in these 5 months and i was thinking of sharing em' with u cuz later u might wanna imply some of these to ur daily buzzy lives!!

So it starts with my 1st excuse to the last

1. Today the buses are kidnapped i dunno i have been standin at this bloody bus stop for an hour or so and i cannot seem to see a ghoul or a spirit that could transfer me from my home to that shitty place!!

2. I am having loosemotions and i think that the hygiene of me and the hotel itself will be devastated if i happen to come up ! I dunno u will have to work with those masks on ur mouths and i need a toilet as an accompaniment if u want me to come! (This is a versatile excuse and the other person's reply is usually "DONT U DARE POP UP HERE")

3. I am having symptoms of appendicitis and i fixed an appointment with the doctor but now i cant even stand FUCK IT PAINS!! (I made this excuse on duty and went home early YAY! later din' turn up for 2 days grrr its pain in the butt to have appendicitis).........FuCKICITIS

4. My hand mistakingly came into the slicer, I can manage without a stitch or four, but still see see it hurts! (This was used as an interruption in my daily schedule and they sent me to SALES office in which i used to sit and surf)

5. My expired grandmother expired again! I need to attend her funeral

contd..... I need to flow her ashes in the ganges so i need to go outta station!

6. My bro met with an accident

7. My sis (I dunno when was she born:P) is coming from UK and i need to pick her up (MEBBE I WILL PUT HER IN MY BAG :D)

8. This was a real kickass!And was my best excuse!!

I was having trouble with my back and a bit of pain (REALLY Not otherwise grrr..)and i din bother to tell about it to anyone

Later the next day i came to know that some of us have to do double shifts, and later i came to know i was there too!

Previously in the afternoon i was having my lunch and i was out of Lentils so i went to get more and while doing so, fortunately , unfortunately or luckily i slipped as some of the lentil was dropped on the floor and i fell!

My whole shirt and trousers were drenched in it!

I managed to get a new shirt and trousers and later it was confirmed that i had to do a double shift!

I changed again to the old lentil drenched shirt and trousers and i went to my manager!

His first question was" What the hell happened to you, Where u feeding urself or ur clothes?"

And i was like i slipped and fell on the floor

She said Wandu, are you alright, can u do a double shift???

I said i am really willing to do, and she had that twitch of sympathy in her eye!

She said u rest for a while and then report later blah blah!

Later i called her up and told her that i got my back stretched and i cant even stand up!

She was like silent and then said "Did u take any medicines, Ok u dont come"

The next day i came to know that most of us ditched her! and din come:P

YAY!

I am so glad its all over and now i can be regular in blogging nevertheless until my exams start!!!! gosh!!!

Till then ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps:- All these excuses are tested and tried and i was 100% successful in executing them, but it might or might not work with you , therefore i am not liable for any loss of ur jobs or miserable lives, Just Try it at ur own risk and discretion.

I never loved my job therefore i never shudder to use em!

- WaNdU

ALL THAT GLITTER's IS NOT GOLD! TOO BAD UR BRAIN IS SOLD!!

Life is so full of challenges!
It's filled upto its brim with pearls of tears and grins of happiness!
Since the time we are born, we are destined to confront certain amigos as well as foes, we do realize that we put in our best to accomplish thing's as we take them as challenges and missions!
One flaw or one weakness and all your attempt is in vain!
It's shattered and you are left haywire!

The world and it's inhabitants recognize those who walk tall in the crowd and make their faces recoginizable!

But what about those who never made it to cloud 9! What about those who tried, but eventually couldnt grab some oppurtunity and they had to turn their back later!

Is winning and losing the point of everything? Or noone ever smell's the puff's of valor , hard work and attempt you have put to accomplish something!

Actually noone does!

The time is like this that people recognize just the winners! It doesnt matter what you did, You did something by hook or by crook! It's just the outcome that matters but i dont think its just nywyz!

I remember "In The End"- Linkin Park!

"It starts with"

"One thing i dunno why, it doesnt even matter how hard you try"

"keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to explain in due time"

............ (Dint want to make it bigger ;) )

"I tried so hard and got so far in the end it doesnt even matter "

"I had to fall to lose it all, in the end it doesnt even matter"

And that is what i usually think about!!

Arent those humane enough who put in all the hard work and later fail to do something!

Why dont they get recognized for their work needless of their victory

IS WINNING OR LOSING THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS A DAMN IN THIS GOD DAMN WORLD?

Yes there can be a case indeed in which someone can say that he has achieved something from LOSING TO WINNING

Simple, YOU LOST your Weight! and u lost to win

Some lie, cheat and steal to win, Are they really winners??

Nywyz, people should be more sensible and they shouldnt despise those who lost rather they should look into the hard work they did!

Adios

Ps:- I knoe its a boring post but i waz just thinking over it!! But..............
Everyone must've once in their lifetime undergone all this! So did i and i had a flash of the chunks in my past! when i tried to remember things!!!
Noone is a born winner neither there is something as a born loser!

FATE , TIME or DESTINY?

What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
From deep within the flow of time...But,
for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then we ran like the wind
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...

I have been waiting an eternity...
just for this very moment...

Meaninglessly hurting one another...
The disappearing life-forms...

The words
that become deleted...
The thoughts
that become buried...
The pool of cells
that slowly evaporate...
The echoes of consciousness
that slowly fade...

Love to hate...
Hate to love...
Why are we born?
Why do we die?

Evolution?
The ``survival of the fittest?''
What is there to be achieved from
harming one another...
killing one another...

The ``eggs'' that we call planets...
And the innumerable ``spermatozoa''
which gather around these
that we call life-forms...

When one of these countless seeds
inseminates a planet,
a new universe is born.

But until that occurs,
hundreds of millions of years will pass,
and innumerable life-forms will be born,
then die...

That is the be-all and end-all.
Everything exists for that one moment.
All so that the universe can evolve
into the next dimension...

Does that make us all just pawns?
Are each of our short lives
nothing but a cheap sacrifice
just so the one chosen life-form
can be born?

No.
That is not the case!
Each and every one of us
has a chance of becoming
that one chosen life-form
which inseminates a planet.
Yes, it could be ``you''...

Genes and environment...
Each of us tries to do his best
under the limited conditions
we are each dealt.

Each life-form that attempts to
eke out a decent life for itself
forms a link in the golden chain
that leads to the creation of
a new universe.

If one link is missing,
there will be no future.

There is no such thing as
a useless life-form...
No such thing as
a pawn!

Every single thing
in the whole of nature
is perhaps just dreaming
a dream of ``life''...

All of them are also
perhaps nothing more than
a dream dreamt by the planet
before it is born.

Oh, but yes...
Eventually all dreams
will return to Zurvan...
to the sea of dreams...

......................................................
......................................................

Wanderer...!
Don't go yet, Wandrer...!!!
It's alright.
Everything is alright now.

Time, which has been divided,
will be unified again now.

The time for farewells has come...
You will lose all memory of
this whole adventure
and return to your own time.

But this time, you will be able
to live your own life!

We alone do not have the power
to heal the world's woes,
or to solve all its mysteries.

And yet, even then...

It was bloody good
knowing ya, mate!
Thanks for being born``you,'' Wanderer!

I guess now's the time to say,
``see ya later, mate!''
But...

I'll find ya...
Somewhere, somewhere...
I'm bloody sure of it!

No matter the time period,
no matter the world ya live in,
I'll find ya!

I'm sure...
I'm sure I will find ya...

And that is the bottomline..... If you are bound to meet someone, YOU definately will regardless of the time!!