THE FAT,CHUBBY AND THE HUMONGOUS

I have been obese. My weight is 150 kg
I wanna reduce my weight....... Let me join some Gym!
Damn Arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh This gym sux its of no use at all
I have become more flabby

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john:- I was so depressed with my weight...... I had a complex as my friends were fit and athletic while i used to keep on Sitting in one place and FARTING!
I was about to commit suicide cuz the neighbours and other people never came to my house due to the Stench! They used to wear masks to confront me!

I tried banging my head with the Television when it accidently switched on and that was the lovliest accident of my life!
I saw FATASS-BECOME-SMARTASS their latest product
I couldnt believe wat i saw!! I was like why not give a try mebbe i can put a stop to my Farting
In just a matter of week I got The product delivered just for a resonable price of 100000 bucks.
For once i saw a ray of hope cuz something mite just happen to my Fat ass and puncture all junk inside me.

The package came free with 2 cd's HOW TO LOOK LIKE BRUCE-LEE and 100 ways to be Mike tyson and how to bite Ears

And damn! It worked like a charm in just a few puny 12 months
I couldnt believe my eyes cuz now i am more smart, handsome and FINALLY I LOST MY WEIGHT
I clicked a pic of mine and wrote

"It works like a charm........ My weight was 150 and now it is 149! Atleast my neighbours will say that they can get a bit of space now and breathe freely to an inch"

What Crap being chubby is of no harm!!
Ya dont be tat much obese as in the picture above But what the hell

WE LIVE TO EAT AND EAT TO LIVE!

People go for dieting,gyms and they join so many programs to reduce their weight
Especially for gals!They just want to obtain the ULTIMATE FIGURE!
and wats the use...... They spent a helluva money on their apparels and by losing weight they will ruin the fit!! THink of ur parent's money or rather make a rag outta them!

You werent born with a 36 26 36 figure were you?
So wat is the big deal if the 26 becomes 27
ya ya not 47 though! cuz that will be humongous!!

You become beautiful not just with ur beauty but with ur mind,thoughts and ur heart!
So the next time you meet an instructor just slap them and say tat mebbe u should find a hubby or wife who is like a Stick and have children who resemble a Broomstick
later u can make a whole community of such sticky people.........with the generations close to the size of a stick

Thats all crap What u are is really what u will be
And the person in u wont change with ur weight!!!!!!

so live like i do

Live to eat Eat to Live!

LOVE, LUST OR INFATUATION?

FOR Romeo, juliet was his ecstacy without whom he couldnt imagine to exist!
There have been great legends including, great Love Stories, Couples who could do anything for each other and they could break any boulder that can hinder their paths!

That might be one thing you must've had read in books, fables and tales!
But i fail to understand true meaning of LOVE!
They say that you will realize it when u fall in love
But how do u feel that u are in love?

Do you feel special?
Do those people involved in scandals are special?
And no! You cannot point your dinky towards anyone and say that its just a matter of LUST and Sex!

Have you ever fallen in love??
What is it like does days seem to be shorter or longer!

Do your memory sweep you towards those moments you have spent with someone?

If you hold the hands of your loved one and kiss her! Get cosy, share your moments , exchange glances ! Is that Love????

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite." - William Shakespeare

Was shakespeare in love when he wrote this Quote?

Sooner or later things have to end up with Sex, May that be with or Without marriage!

Marriage involves not just sexy, steamy moments but a whole life lies ahead of you!!

It isnt too important that you have to love someone to marry someone and later you have to love someone to lead your whole life!

"They do not love that do not show their love."

Why do you have to say that each of your heart beat Beats for ur loved one when you know nothing like that happens!
You live for a reason! Its right that life cannot be lead alone without a partner
But at times things have to be done individually and you Have to Walk Alone

"Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares."

Next time think before you call something strange happening in your life as love
Because it can just be Infatuation!

But as of now what is love ? Am still confused about it!
Maybe because i have no enterance for too much of emotions to overflow in my heart, mind or soul!
Maybe because i am hardhearted I fail to understand its meaning!

Maybe its right that love makes ur life beautiful and blisses you like angels in heaven!
Or maybe its wrong and love makes ur life worse and curses you like satanic heretics haunting you till you perish!

Sometimes i think maybe i am ditching someone just because she loves me but i got little feelings for love!
Maybe i sometimes reconsider that what i have put up to her might be wrong ! and maybe i dont love her!
But then you just dont want to hurt someone so terribly!!
I just cant see anyone to be shattered in just a minute when you say "I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE"

What about those years you spent together?

But anyways whatever it is, I leave things to Time ! As time is the Bestest Judge of the Jury of Your Life!
If you commit a sin you will be equally punished and later You might regret that you might have missed a lifetime chance and you might not get that person in your life again!

But i despise Love personally! If it is about life , Sex and Marriage thats fine but those bubbles of Love will never burst in my heart

RIGHT! Maybe I am HARDHEARTED!

Death

Okie that was literally my reaction when i started writing this post and the power went Woosh!!
I checked the main power and electricity was jolting around like a throbbing heart in love!!
I was wondering wat happened to my PC! Then moment's later i realized tat my Harddisk crashed!!

Damn this is for the 5th time am siriously holding the burden of this shit!! But anyways i fixed in Fraction of seconds! Heh!! Genius i am ! Nywyz

This wasnt anything to do with my post !! The post is a poem so do a peek-a-boo by scrolling down and Please read the post without concentrating on those Seductive huge Boobs........















All life bears Death from Birth
Life Fears Death but lives only to die
It starts with anxiety
Anxiety becomes fear
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering
And
The onlycure for fear is total Destruction!!

In the world of Nothing
Fear Doesnt exist
This is the world of all life desires!
But this is the world where you will never reach until you cease to exist!

Peace is but a shadow of death,
Desperate to forget its Painful Past.................
Though we hope for promising years
After Shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday somehow constantly nears,

And whiile the moon still shines Blue,

By Dawn It Will Turn To Scarlet Blue

Ps:-Zoonie plz if u read this dont scroll back to those boobs!! btw do try reading wats written!