New Blog

I got a new blog now and will continue my spree there!
The address is

http://vipulinwonderland.blogspot.com/

WOOHS in thin air

KK
everyone must be wondering by now and i know it has been ages since i wrote anything and something!
Somebody juz provoked me to write
so here i am writing umm... something

K life has been sooooooooooooo damn busy

My fun life is about to be over and its time for me to seek a job , work my ass off and for the employeers to slog me
Say wat
from projects to discussions
From Interview's to campuses!!
Tiz like hell i gotta study and at the same time take shit from teachers give back some of it to them
What not
Nah zoon i wasnt losing weight :p If i lose more weight i will be lighter than paper! So tats outta Question
It has been almost 2 months since i have stopped blogging
and i know as well as u ppl do
This will continue!
Like most of the talented and lovely ppl around
Who manage to work and blog , tats not my cup of tea cuz mebbe i aint talented enough
But wateva it is
the fact remains a fact!!
I wouldnt be able to blog any further!!!!!!!!

Am Sorry all but i gotta accept some facts in life as they come across to me!

And that mumbai incident really disguested me
These terrorists should be hanged from their foot and should be made to engulf a bomb tat should tick them into zillions of tiny disgustin particles!!!

Nywyz
ADios all
And thanks for the patience to visit this blog!

Tc U ROCK MY WORLD!

THE FAT,CHUBBY AND THE HUMONGOUS

I have been obese. My weight is 150 kg
I wanna reduce my weight....... Let me join some Gym!
Damn Arggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh This gym sux its of no use at all
I have become more flabby

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john:- I was so depressed with my weight...... I had a complex as my friends were fit and athletic while i used to keep on Sitting in one place and FARTING!
I was about to commit suicide cuz the neighbours and other people never came to my house due to the Stench! They used to wear masks to confront me!

I tried banging my head with the Television when it accidently switched on and that was the lovliest accident of my life!
I saw FATASS-BECOME-SMARTASS their latest product
I couldnt believe wat i saw!! I was like why not give a try mebbe i can put a stop to my Farting
In just a matter of week I got The product delivered just for a resonable price of 100000 bucks.
For once i saw a ray of hope cuz something mite just happen to my Fat ass and puncture all junk inside me.

The package came free with 2 cd's HOW TO LOOK LIKE BRUCE-LEE and 100 ways to be Mike tyson and how to bite Ears

And damn! It worked like a charm in just a few puny 12 months
I couldnt believe my eyes cuz now i am more smart, handsome and FINALLY I LOST MY WEIGHT
I clicked a pic of mine and wrote

"It works like a charm........ My weight was 150 and now it is 149! Atleast my neighbours will say that they can get a bit of space now and breathe freely to an inch"

What Crap being chubby is of no harm!!
Ya dont be tat much obese as in the picture above But what the hell

WE LIVE TO EAT AND EAT TO LIVE!

People go for dieting,gyms and they join so many programs to reduce their weight
Especially for gals!They just want to obtain the ULTIMATE FIGURE!
and wats the use...... They spent a helluva money on their apparels and by losing weight they will ruin the fit!! THink of ur parent's money or rather make a rag outta them!

You werent born with a 36 26 36 figure were you?
So wat is the big deal if the 26 becomes 27
ya ya not 47 though! cuz that will be humongous!!

You become beautiful not just with ur beauty but with ur mind,thoughts and ur heart!
So the next time you meet an instructor just slap them and say tat mebbe u should find a hubby or wife who is like a Stick and have children who resemble a Broomstick
later u can make a whole community of such sticky people.........with the generations close to the size of a stick

Thats all crap What u are is really what u will be
And the person in u wont change with ur weight!!!!!!

so live like i do

Live to eat Eat to Live!

LOVE, LUST OR INFATUATION?

FOR Romeo, juliet was his ecstacy without whom he couldnt imagine to exist!
There have been great legends including, great Love Stories, Couples who could do anything for each other and they could break any boulder that can hinder their paths!

That might be one thing you must've had read in books, fables and tales!
But i fail to understand true meaning of LOVE!
They say that you will realize it when u fall in love
But how do u feel that u are in love?

Do you feel special?
Do those people involved in scandals are special?
And no! You cannot point your dinky towards anyone and say that its just a matter of LUST and Sex!

Have you ever fallen in love??
What is it like does days seem to be shorter or longer!

Do your memory sweep you towards those moments you have spent with someone?

If you hold the hands of your loved one and kiss her! Get cosy, share your moments , exchange glances ! Is that Love????

"My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite." - William Shakespeare

Was shakespeare in love when he wrote this Quote?

Sooner or later things have to end up with Sex, May that be with or Without marriage!

Marriage involves not just sexy, steamy moments but a whole life lies ahead of you!!

It isnt too important that you have to love someone to marry someone and later you have to love someone to lead your whole life!

"They do not love that do not show their love."

Why do you have to say that each of your heart beat Beats for ur loved one when you know nothing like that happens!
You live for a reason! Its right that life cannot be lead alone without a partner
But at times things have to be done individually and you Have to Walk Alone

"Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares."

Next time think before you call something strange happening in your life as love
Because it can just be Infatuation!

But as of now what is love ? Am still confused about it!
Maybe because i have no enterance for too much of emotions to overflow in my heart, mind or soul!
Maybe because i am hardhearted I fail to understand its meaning!

Maybe its right that love makes ur life beautiful and blisses you like angels in heaven!
Or maybe its wrong and love makes ur life worse and curses you like satanic heretics haunting you till you perish!

Sometimes i think maybe i am ditching someone just because she loves me but i got little feelings for love!
Maybe i sometimes reconsider that what i have put up to her might be wrong ! and maybe i dont love her!
But then you just dont want to hurt someone so terribly!!
I just cant see anyone to be shattered in just a minute when you say "I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE"

What about those years you spent together?

But anyways whatever it is, I leave things to Time ! As time is the Bestest Judge of the Jury of Your Life!
If you commit a sin you will be equally punished and later You might regret that you might have missed a lifetime chance and you might not get that person in your life again!

But i despise Love personally! If it is about life , Sex and Marriage thats fine but those bubbles of Love will never burst in my heart

RIGHT! Maybe I am HARDHEARTED!

Death

Okie that was literally my reaction when i started writing this post and the power went Woosh!!
I checked the main power and electricity was jolting around like a throbbing heart in love!!
I was wondering wat happened to my PC! Then moment's later i realized tat my Harddisk crashed!!

Damn this is for the 5th time am siriously holding the burden of this shit!! But anyways i fixed in Fraction of seconds! Heh!! Genius i am ! Nywyz

This wasnt anything to do with my post !! The post is a poem so do a peek-a-boo by scrolling down and Please read the post without concentrating on those Seductive huge Boobs........















All life bears Death from Birth
Life Fears Death but lives only to die
It starts with anxiety
Anxiety becomes fear
Fear leads to anger
Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering
And
The onlycure for fear is total Destruction!!

In the world of Nothing
Fear Doesnt exist
This is the world of all life desires!
But this is the world where you will never reach until you cease to exist!

Peace is but a shadow of death,
Desperate to forget its Painful Past.................
Though we hope for promising years
After Shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday somehow constantly nears,

And whiile the moon still shines Blue,

By Dawn It Will Turn To Scarlet Blue

Ps:-Zoonie plz if u read this dont scroll back to those boobs!! btw do try reading wats written!

WHICH WILL BE YOUR DRINK?

+ = ???

WARNING
This post contains hardcore and explicit contents. Parental advise is being formulated, So enter at your own risk and ZOON please dont start having fantasies...................

Yesh i was reading yesterday's newspaper and i came across a guy who found Condom in Pepsi Bottle.......... and i was like WHAT THE ~!@#$
He lodged a complain in consumer court and guess what!
The court won the case and got 1 lakh as the winning compensation
That Guy got Rs. 20,000/- for swallowing that condom i guess he will die of AIDS.........
Anyways WHAT THE HELL??
Where did it come from?
My instant thought was
umm mebbe that pepsi TV advertisment in which shahrukh opens his mouth wen Kareena and Priyanka Puts a straw in his mouth for a connection of PEpsi to be established!
I guess something is fishy and its related to it.

Am so glad that i survive for my thirst and rely on Mt. Dew.
Or bloody i might be going to the doc Impregnated with a bloody Condom!!

So guys and gal!

Drink Water
Drink Beer
Drink Whiskey
Drink wine
Drink Tequila
Drink Vodka
Drink Rum
Drink Cocktails and Mocktails

BUT HELL DONT DRINK PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont want any of my friends to be a victim of this shit and yesh i dont want nyone to come to me with their wierd stories regarding a Condom in their tummy!!!

Okie so i did relate something that i found on the net with this topic!

What if products had their own condoms???

DESI-CONDOMS

1.. Mirinda Condom - Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
2.. MRF Condom - Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
3.. MOOV Condom - Ah Se Ahaa Tak
4.. Dunlop Condoms - Extra wide Extra Grip
5.. Gadgil Condoms - Environmental friendly, reusable.
6.. Hero Honda Condom - Fill it shut it forget it.
7.. LUX Condoms - Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
8.. BAJAJ Condoms - Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
9.. VIDEOCON Condoms - Bring Home The Leader
10.. ONIDA Condoms - Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
11.. PEPSI Condoms - Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ....AAAHA
12.. COCA-COLA Condoms - Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only COCA-COLA.
13.. ARIEL Condoms - Dhundate Rahe Jaogaye
14.. ROTOMAC Condoms - Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
15.. AMUL Condom - A Gift For Someone You Love
16.. SIEMENS Condoms - Communication Unlimited
17.. VISA Condoms - Go Get It
18.. BAGPIPER Condoms - Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Bayethenge Teenyaar, Mai, Aap Aur BAGPIPER Condom
19.. POLO Condoms - A Condom With A Hole
20.. NOKIA Condom - Connecting People
21.. PRESTIGE COOKER Condom - Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
22.. WILLS Condom - Official Sponser For Indian Cricket Team
23.. RIN Condom - Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise
24.. COLGATE Condom : Yahi hai hamara suraksha chakra


VIDESHI CONDOMS

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended
Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.
Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
VW Condoms: Drivers wanted
BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.

YEAH ITS TOO OBVIOUS THAT MY EXAMS ARE OVER !
THATS JUST PRACTICALS AND THEY ARE AS GOOD AS SAND GRAINS SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD!!

ps:- If you think this post was disgusting, it doesnt matter cuz i did put across a warning and the rest was upto you!!!

BREAK

YA YA ISNT IT QUIT OBVIOUS NOW FROM THE TOPIC OF THIS POST REGARDING MY MUCH NEEDED BREAK!

MY BLOODY EGG SHAMS ARE FROM 17 ie., FRM MONDAY TILL DUNNO UPTILL WEN!
I THINK MAY OR SMTHNG!!
SOO I WILL BE SOON BACK (hopefully)

SO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL VIRTUAL PPL OUT THERE ENJOI LIFE AND THANKS FOR ALL UR TIME U SPENT OVER VISITING MY BLOG

CYA SOON!

HASTA LA VISTA BABY!

and


I WILL BE BACK!!


wanderer