STARS OR ASSHOLES?

Its usually a person's dream to achieve the heights of the cloud and to keep on rotating around planet earth without falling on the ground! Wonders do happen and What we think, or what it appears isnt the way it is actually! People have expertised in the art of masking themselves! The Mask of Truth was thrown ages ago by some men of wisdom and then came the mask of Lies,Bluff,lust,sex and BULLSHIT! Though we find the shit of the holy Bull everywhere, just as we find barking dogs wagging their tails or mebbe some sufferin with rabies Enuf! I know you dint get a nugget of what i am saying! So anyways let me come to the point!! Its so common that what we see on the magical screen of Television or Cinema isnt for real! And Holy Satan people do give a self explainatory proof that they have got the most colorful ass in the world that has been whipped red by themselves! As i am doing my internship in a (*****)5 star Fukin Hotel, I do come across many such asswhipped Assholes! Here is an example and u mite just know these people!
NAME:-juggy D
Juggy D is one of the hottest up & coming Panjabi singers in the UK
Juggy has a list of credits to die for. After starting out guesting on Rishi Rich's first album, Juggy has featured on tracks by Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, Craig David, Mary J Blige and Timbaland. He recently featured on the huge hit "Hum Tum (U and I)", the first ever non-Bollywood track to feature in a major Bollywood movie. In addition to his music, Juggy co-presents weekly The Rishi Rich Project radio show on London's Kiss 100.


BULLSHIT

Lol, Fuckin Faggot of First Order! He is a major pain in the A$$
He made so much chaos during his stay and when i went to his room, he was drunk as a stone!
Later he asked me, Serve a Girl to me
Eventually, i was astounded..........Am i in the right room is he a Singer?
Then i Replied "Sir this is a 5 star hotel not a bloody brothel. We do not provide prostitutes and whores in here. If you are dying to fuck someone go to a pub, or if u arent satisfied just call the reception and ask them for further assistance as i aint no Pimp!", I Banged the door and ran away from there!
Later i had a funny feeling that i will , for sure get screwed by someone
I told all this to the manager and he was so astonished "Wandu, Did u really say all that to him??? Ok Dont tell this to anyone!! good one!!!!"

Crappoda!

Presenting Another hoodlum

NAME:- Rishi Rich

Rishi was born and brought up in London (Cheese??) , learning to play classical Indian instruments as a young child. He worked with various high profiled artists and is one famous hunk in UK!

The critically acclaimed debut Rishi Rich Project record “Dance With You (Nachna Tere Naal)” was released by Virgin Records in September 2003 and reached number 12 in the UK charts.

BULLSHIT

He is a bloody fucker and a dimwit!

I got a chance to talk to him and i realised soon that he is another brainless slime, that adds to an extra weight to this lovely planet !

First of all, HE is a gay!

If you wouldve happen to see the video of the famous song by BOMBAY ROCKERS, Teri to Teri ta hamesha Yaad satave, In the end of the video there is a bald Foreigner!

First, i saw him and he was like 6"5'(Zoonie SOmeobody did defeat u:p)

Rishi Rich and This guy entered the room and they never popped any shit for 2 days!

Get wat these guys are upto! When i went to their room, whilest they werent there, i found some wierd stains on the bed Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks Gay marriage is legalised in UK????I hope they do that and they will make a fine couple!

Yikes , I Dont want to be a NRI first of all
And i dont wanna be a celeb!

Wat do u ppl have to say on this?

TAGGED BY CHUBBY oops CHEESY

The rules of the game are:

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Sex Target : FeMale

My Perfect Lover:

i)Should be pure by heart, snazzy and sweet in nature
(Though i hate the flies that will roam around the sweety)

ii)SHOULD BE ROMANTIC and this is one important ingredient of the recipie oops gal!!!
Am too romantic and expect the gal to be equally prefferably Over romantic!

iii)She should have a great sense of humor, but should act maturely and sensibly most of the times!!

iv)She should make her individual decisions and should respect hers as well as my decisions!

v) CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!! I got hots for cuties:P

vi)Someone who can bear my wierdness! I know this is so hard but u see, "try and try until u cry"

vii) I never expect too much from anyone neither myself, so she should expect too much from me either!

viii) She should be selective!
I mean selective in wearin clothes!
Bikinis, mini's, micromini's preffered!!

GUYS IGNORE THIS
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I am a single whoever is interested (GALS ONLY) should email me their pics give offliners or their messenger id, their contact no and should be smart in negotiations!!
No dowry, No give and take, No burials, No stakes!!
This is a risk free lifetime offer!
Offer closes when I get married!! So hurry dont lose a cutie, tats being available so easily!
This is a premium offer
Applicants sending muaaaaaaaaaahs and hugggggggggggggggs will be given preference!
Though they should understand that i am a punjabi, and i cant marry more than 1 gal at a time!
Gals interested in POST AND PRE MARITUAL AFFAIRS should contact at earliest as i will have to settle things so i can give time to gharwali or the baharwali (Note:-This can be implied as BAHARWALIS if the no. is more than 1)


WARNING:- Attitudes and egos will be shattered so handle with care!!
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DEVIL's FOLLOWERS-

Moonie

KESHI

Puneet

RAj

Divya

Ishita

SUga

Icey(if she comes bak)


Enjoi

TAGGED BY MICHELLE!

WIERD STUFF

Here are Some wierd stuff about me!

1. Being a wierdo and admitting that i am a wierdo!

2.I Love Scary stuffz. I have seen almost all horror movies, Japanese or English or any lingo, I love skulls, Bones, jeez i think of becomin a skeleton in a closet!

3.I laugh at sirious moments, and when the environment is too sirious, i burst out with laughter, while finding something or the other funny! I remember i ruined my exams, and i still came out smiling, my friends were like, What the FUck, what makes u smile, I said u can cry if u want to but i wont fade this Smirk:p

4. I love Troublin people, playing mind games and doing tricks with em, especially those who think they are on a high peak and they forget where Planet EARTH is!!

5. Previously, I used to trust people with blind eyes, while now usually i trust NOONE! Not even myself, I dunno what i will do next , though i know i can do the Impossible!!

6. Wierd beard:- I get my French cut shaped beard automatically, think my beard loves my skin, lol I LOVE U RASNA!!

7. I am a jerk YES! And thats so Wierd that i accept the fact! lol many bloggers should think about it maybe u find one jerk in yourselves!!

8. I screw up People, And I dont let go of anyone and i MEAN Anyone, even if it is someone 50 years older to me!

I remember screwin my examiners, and i din care a damn for the result though i am still kanfused as to how did they give me marks?

I AM LOVIN IT!!

ps:- Mich is a thief she tagged most of the ppl who visit my blog lol whom to tag now??lol So here are the ppl i tag!

* Arzoon

* Divya

* Raj

* Muse ( If she ever visitz this blog!!)

* Strawy ( Same goes for her!!)

TAGGED BY CHEESY

UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits – I Get Confused
2. Are you double jointed - Nah
3. Can you roll your tongue – Yessssssssssss!
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time – Yes, I started doing this, when I used to watch WWE’s The Rock:p IF U SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
5. Can you blow spit bubbles – Yes I can or I used to!
6. Can you cross your eyes – Yes
7. Tattoos - No
8. Piercing -No
9. Do you make your bed daily – Hell No. When I am sleepy I just fall on the bed and go off to sleep! Am to lazy!!!

CLOTHES
10. Which shoe goes on first – I don’t remember
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? – Yes! My dearest Bro:p and then my friend who pissed me off by throwing a chewing gum in my shoes, I threw the same on his head:P
12. On the average, how much money do you carry – 500 Bucks or less
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 – Nuffin
14. Favorite piece of clothing – Nothing Specific
FOOD
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it – Obviously twirl it!
16. Have you ever eaten Spam - Nopes
17. Do You Use Extra Salt On Your food – Actually I got defect in my taste buds so really cant be distinctive in taste, saltiness and all!
18. How many cereals in your cabinet – Frosties, Chocoflakes, Muesli, Cornflakes !!!!! I Love em!!
19. What's your favorite beverage – Coffee and Beer!
20. What's your favorite fast food restaurant – McDonald’s, CCD, Barista’s
21. Do you cook – Yes I can! But usually I end up making everything, taste like burnt up food
22. Do you swear – YES I DO
23. Do you ever spit – Used to! When I was small
FAVOURITE
24. Animal – Kuala, Poodles
25. Food – Am a big Junkie!Junk Food! Hah!!!
26. Month – Nothing specific, every time of the year is the same for me! EXCEPT FOR EGG SHAMS
28. Cartoon – umm, Dragon Ball Z! Loved it!!
29. Shoe Brand – REDTAPE
30. Subject in school – English! Loved it
31. Color - Black
32. Sport – Badminton (m too good at it), Cricket, Basketball, tennis, Baseball
33. TV show – FRIENDS
34. Thing to do in the spring – Go to Sleep
35. Thing to do in the summer – Go to sleep under the sun
36. Thing to do in the autumn – Go to Sleep
37. Thing to do in the winter – Take loads of blankets and go to Sleep
IN AND AROUND
38. In the CD player – No cd player! I love my IPOD
39. Person you talk most on the phone with – Umm………………………………lol
40. Reading – NOVELS, NOVELS, NOVELS, NOVELS!!!!!! Don’t say text books though!
41. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors – Yupzzz 42. What color is your bedroom – Black umm nah! Its light greyish
43. Do you use an alarm clock – Mobile alarm
44. Window seat or aisle – Window
DUMB
45. What's your sleeping position – Usually I am so lazy, creepy and sleepy that I fail to notice any of the positions
46. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket – Are you nuts! Its freakin Hot
47. Do you snore – NO
48. Do you talk in your sleep – Longtime back I used to do that! hehe
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS GLUED TO PC 24x7, I USED TO SAY "PRESS ENTER, PRESS THAT KEY, CLICK DAMMIT!"IN MY SLEEP:p
49. Do you sleepwalk – No
50. Do you sleep with stuffed animals – No, never been into kiddish business
51. How about with the light on – Yup I am too lazy to turn them off, someone has to do it for me
52. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on – You know I am lazy now what do u expect from me!:p
53. Last interesting person you met – Hmmmmm! Noone as of now!
Please note , its MET!

Ps:- I know you all have taken the tag already. But if anyone of u still wants to take a tag feel free to do so:p

FINALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Witness the evolution of the revolution. First it played songs. Then photos. Then podcasts. Now iPod plays video, changing the way you experience your music and more

YES! I am a proud owner of apple IPOD ;)winks winks
For last few months it has been my passion to buy one
So i think, the new years gonna bring darastic changes!!

IPOD can be categorized as!

Ipod Shuffle- The one which can only play songs!!
Ipod Nano-Alongwith its capability to play songs it has a playlist screen
IPOD-The one that i bought, it can play songs, videos, movies
Its just like a sleek palmtop with lots of capabilities!
YAY!!!

Now all my fav videos are gonna go into it!
Okie i got work to do:p

Ps:- WANDERER STARES AT MICHELLE:p

HI, TESTING 2006

YEAR PASSES AFTER ANOTHER! ONE YEAR IS FULL OF SWEET MEMORIES WHILE THE OTHER IS FULL OF THORNS! BUT THAT’S LIFE , YOU NEVER FIND ROSES WITHOUT THORNS, YOU PRICK THEM AND REACH YOUR DESTINATION! THOUGH I AM STILL UNSURE ABOUT MY DESTINATION!!BUT WELL WHO CARES!!!!
EVERY YEAR, I SPEND MY NEW YEAR SITTING ON THE TV AND WATCHING THE SOFA AND VICA VERSA!
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT ALL! AS USUAL ALL IN VAIN WAIT FOR 12:00 AM AND THEN WISH UR FAMILY NEW YEAR, YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN TRY YOUR MOBILE WITH WORTHLESSLY NO NETWORK OR EITHER BUSY ONE!!

THOUGH THIS YEAR HAS TREATED ME FAIR ENOUGH! WELL I DON’T SAY HOW AN YEAR TURNS LIKE, IT IS UPTO YOU HOW THINGS UNFOLD ACCORDINGLY AND HOW YOU HANDLE THEM!
WELL A GREAT YEAR THEN, NO TENSIONS THOUGH THERE MIGHT BE SOME BUT THAT ARE THOSE WHICH I GIVE TO OTHERS! NOT MY SHIT!!

FOR STARTERS THIS YEAR BEGAN WITH FRIENDSHIPS, BETRAYAL, ENIMITY, LOVE, HAPPINESS, SADNESS, CUROSITY, FUN, AND BROODINESS!!

NOW ALL THESE ARE OUR YEARLY EMOTIONS SO DOESN’T MATTER!
THERE ARE MEMORIES WHICH I NEVER WONT TO FORGET! THE EXPERIENCES HAVE BEEN SO AMAZING! WHILE THERE ARE TRAUMATIZING MOMENTS WHICH I DON’T WANNA REMEMBER! SOME BACKBITING, BUT WHY AM I GOING INTO THAT BROKEN HEARTS MEND WITH TIME!!

YESTERDAY I HAD A REALLY AMAZING TIME!!

PARTIES ARE OFTEN MARKED WITH FINE WINE, BOOZE, CHICKS, SMOOCHES(:p yes), AND ROCKIN THE DANCE FLOOR AND BRINGING THE ROOF DOWN!!!!!!

AS MY INTERNSHIP IS GOING ON, YESTERDAY WAS A BUSY USUAL DAY!
WORKSHIT!!
THOUGH YOU KNOW ME, I AM NOT A WORKAHOLIC, HARD WORKING NAH!!WORKING HARDLY !!!!!!!!

FUN IS A PUNY WORD TO DESCRIBE TODAY AND DAY BEFORE!!
LEVISH LIFE IS SURE ADDICTIVE AND TEMPTING!
YESTERDAY ALL HOTSHOT’S CAME FOR A PARTY AND AS USUAL I WAS THE CENTRE OF ATTRACTION lol THOUGH I WAS THE ONE SERVING THE GUEST AT THAT TIME , JUST FOR NAMESAKE CUZ MOST OF THE TIME THEY WERE BUSY TOXICATING THEMSELVES

YESTERDAY THE THEME OF THE PARTY WAS ARABIAN NIGHTS! SO I WAS DRESSED JUST LIKE ALLADIN OR RATHER LIKE HIS PET MONKEY:p

I SAW A LOT OF FACES, ALL DRUNK, BUT ACTUALLY THEIR DEEDS WERE FUNNY, WHO DOESN’T LIKE WATCHING A PERSON GETTING DRUNK AND RETURN TO HIS SILLY (tsk tsk not always) ACTIVITIES!
A GAL WAS HEAVILY DRUNK AND THREW HER TOP INTO THE POOL!
I WAS LIKE oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GOODNESS HAIL SATAN ATLEAST SHE WAS WEARING A BRA INSIDE! LOL DON’T WANT EVERYONE TO GO CRAZY! Hehe

THEN COUPLES SMOOCHING AS USUALY MAKING OUT, CARESSING EACH OTHER AND SOME BEING NAUGHTY
ANOTHER COUPLE, THE BOI WAS CORNERING THE GAL AND WAS PEEKING INSIDE HER, DRESSLESS DRESS! OOhhhhh BOOBS:p OK WHERE AM I GOING NOW!
NYWYZ WAS SERVING THEM DRINKS, AND THE GALS WERE GOING CRAZY O-LALA
ONE OF EM WAS EYEING ME ALL THE TIME , NO TIME FOR FUN LETS GRAB SIRIOUSNESS, SO I ALSO TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND GAZED HER:Phehe

12:00 AM THE GAL CAME TO ME FOR A TEQUILA SHOT!
THEN CAME FOR ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER
AND ANOTHER…..THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING CRAZY
AND THEN SHE CAME AGAIN, I PREPARED A SHOT IN ADVANCE!
BUT THIS TIME SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENED!
SHE KISSED ME! ~~~~~~~~~oooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~
THEN SHE BLUSHED AND WHENEVER I CAUGHT HER EYE, SHE SMILED AT ME!! OK SEDUCTIVE AM ALREADY DROOLING!!!heh

I EARNED A LOT YESTERDAY! THOUGH, SMOOCH AND MONEY!!
THEN IT WAS 5:30 AM , THE PARTY WAS GETIN OVER, I TOOK A TEQUILA SHOT IT WASN’T GOOD AT ALL, SCARY SHIT!!!!
THEN ME AND MY 3 FRIENDS WERE BUSY IN WINDING THINGS UP!
WE WERE DIRECTING THE PPL UNDER US!
I SHOUTED “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, CRAPPODA”
A GUEST OVERHEARD IT, AND HE WAS LIKE WHO IS UR BOSS!
I SAID I GOT NO BOSS,
BOISTERIOUS AND DRUNK HE SAID I WILL TELL UR BOSS, I SAID TELL ANYONE YOU WANT TO!!
HE SMILED AT ME AND SAID U ARE WASTING UR TIME IN HERE , COME WITH ME AND JOIN ARCHIES hah!
HE SAID THINK OVER IT! I REPLIED I WILL DO THAT!

DAMN I WAS SO HUNGRY, DIN HAD ANYTHING SINCE AFTERNOON! AND AS IT WAS 6:00 AM IN MORNING ,I WAS GETTING IRRITATED WITHOUT ANY HIBERNATION!
I WENT AWAY WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE AND WAITED FOR THE BUS!
ON THE ROAD PPL WERE DRUNK ALLOVER AND WERE FALLING EVERYWHERE!
WE HAD A NICE TIME LAUGHING ON THEM!

OKIE THAT WAS IT MY DAY ROCKED!!
AND I THINK THE POST IS ALREADY GETTING TO LONG AND U ALL MUST BE BORED!!!!!!!!

SO TELL ME HOW WAS UR NEW YEAR AND WHAT ALL DID U DO!

NOTE:-*REPLIES NECESSARY WITH FULL DESCRIPTION*

OKIE NOE CYA FROM MY SIDE
HAVE A ROCKIN YEAR AND YES!!!!
A FINAL WORD

YOU PEOPLE ROCK! I HAD SO MUCH SUPPORT FROM YOU GUYS THIS YEAR HAS BEEN TOO LUCKY THAT I GOT PALS LIKE YOU!
HATS OFF TO YOU!!!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST GREAT , YOU ROCK MY WORLD!

GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE ALL THE HAPPINESS SHOWERED FOR EVERY NEW YEAR!!

BUT DON’T FORGET YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL ME HOW WAS UR NEW YEAR AND WHAT ALL DID U DO!

SO STOP THINKING AND START WRITING!